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Title: Mars Investigating Skittles Spill
Post by: Wingnut on January 22, 2017, 07:29:39 pm: Only red Skittles had spilled out! Communist Skittles!

NEW YORK — A mysterious Skittles spill on a rural highway in Wisconsin is taking another twist, with Mars Inc. saying it doesn't know why the discarded candy might have been headed to become cattle feed.

The case began when a Wisconsin sheriff posted on Facebook this week that "hundreds of thousands of Skittles" had been found spilled on a highway. Later, he updated the post to say the candy had fallen off a truck on its way to be cattle feed.

Only red Skittles had spilled out, and Dodge County Sheriff Dale Schmidt joked in the post that it would be difficult to "Taste the Rainbow" in its entirety. The incident gained attention after CNN wrote about it, citing a report from a local affiliate

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/mars-investigating-skittles-said-be-intended-cattle-n710496
Title: Re: Mars Investigating Skittles Spill
Post by: catfish1957 on January 22, 2017, 07:32:57 pm: Paging Fox Mulder....
Title: Re: Mars Investigating Skittles Spill
Post by: Smokin Joe on January 22, 2017, 07:51:14 pm: Mars: The Red planet. Red skittles. Coinkydink?
Title: Re: Mars Investigating Skittles Spill
Post by: Wingnut on January 22, 2017, 07:52:08 pm: Quote from: Smokin Joe on January 22, 2017, 07:51:14 pm
Mars: The Red planet. Red skittles. Coinkydink?

I think not!
Title: Re: Mars Investigating Skittles Spill
Post by: dfwgator on January 22, 2017, 07:57:20 pm: Quote from: Smokin Joe on January 22, 2017, 07:51:14 pm
Mars: The Red planet. Red skittles. Coinkydink?
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Title: Re: Mars Investigating Skittles Spill
Post by: Smokin Joe on January 22, 2017, 08:04:56 pm: Quote from: dfwgator on January 22, 2017, 07:57:20 pm
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ROTFL! Beeeeyootiful!
Title: Re: Mars Investigating Skittles Spill
Post by: geronl on January 22, 2017, 08:09:31 pm: @Quix will be on this to track down the link to UFO's and tell us that all mutilated cows were fed red skittles! It's a conspiracy to feed the aliens their preferred sweet meats....
Title: Re: Mars Investigating Skittles Spill
Post by: Quix on January 22, 2017, 09:30:13 pm: Quote from: geronl on January 22, 2017, 08:09:31 pm
@Quix will be on this to track down the link to UFO's and tell us that all mutilated cows were fed red skittles! It's a conspiracy to feed the aliens their preferred sweet meats....

LOLOLOL.

Naw . . . Skittles, piddles.

Let them eat dill pickles.

Just don't probe, abduct or harass me or anyone I love!

I don't think the critters bother about Skittles . . . I think they prefer blood and blood letting as well as . . . other bodily fluids.
Title: Re: Mars Investigating Skittles Spill
Post by: geronl on January 22, 2017, 09:38:29 pm: Quote from: Quix on January 22, 2017, 09:30:13 pm
LOLOLOL.

Mars is doing the investigating, MARS!!
Title: Re: Mars Investigating Skittles Spill
Post by: dfwgator on January 22, 2017, 09:40:22 pm: Planet Trayvon.