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Title: California Court Declares Bees Are Actually Fish
Post by: Free Vulcan on June 01, 2022, 07:37:26 pm
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A California appeals court ruled Tuesday that bees can be classified as fish under the state’s Endangered Species Act (CESA) in a blow to agriculture groups.

The Sacramento-based three-judge panel ruled that four species of bumble bees found across California are technically fish since they are invertebrates, according to the decision in a case concerning the species’ protected status that pitted the state government against agriculture groups. The court added that the term fish shouldn’t be confined to “aquatic” invertebrates under the CESA.

“We acknowledge the scope of the definition is ambiguous but also recognize we are not interpreting the definition on a blank slate,” the appellate court’s ruling stated. “The legislative history supports the liberal interpretation of the Act (the lens through which we are required to construe the Act) that the Commission may list any invertebrate as an endangered or threatened species.”

https://dailycaller.com/2022/06/01/california-court-bumble-bees-fish-endangered-species/

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Title: Re: California Court Declares Bees Are Actually Fish
Post by: rustynail on June 01, 2022, 07:41:16 pm
Because they don't need a bicycle?
Title: Re: California Court Declares Bees Are Actually Fish
Post by: Smokin Joe on June 01, 2022, 07:42:43 pm
By that logic, half of the GOP COngress are also fish...(invertebrates)...

But sadly, we know that with the exception of the cartilaginous fish, fish have backbones.

Oh, science!  Gone to idiocracy. **nononono*
Title: Re: California Court Declares Bees Are Actually Fish
Post by: Kamaji on June 01, 2022, 08:55:56 pm
:facepalm2:
Title: Re: California Court Declares Bees Are Actually Fish
Post by: DefiantMassRINO on June 01, 2022, 09:34:30 pm
Does that mean halibut are insects and that bees live in water?

(https://www.mensjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/big-halibut-2.jpg)
Title: Re: California Court Declares Bees Are Actually Fish
Post by: Fishrrman on June 01, 2022, 10:28:40 pm
Once again, Fishrrman's credo:
Reality is what it is. It is not what we believe it to be.
Title: Re: California Court Declares Bees Are Actually Fish
Post by: libertybele on June 01, 2022, 10:37:53 pm
Does that mean halibut are insects and that bees live in water?

(https://www.mensjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/big-halibut-2.jpg)


....hmmm.... I wonder if they have 'bee' fishing poles??
Title: Re: California Court Declares Bees Are Actually Fish
Post by: GtHawk on June 01, 2022, 11:14:35 pm
Clearly the three judges that came up with this lunacy should be classified as sponges, because even though they have brains they function as though they don't. Am I wrong in guessing that this was a three judge panel of the infamous 9th Circus Court?