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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: mystery-ak on September 17, 2019, 05:18:49 pm
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Biden Lands Coveted Corn Pops Endorsement Deal
September 16th, 2019
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U.S.—In what's being called a game-changer for the 2020 Democratic primary, Joe Biden has landed the coveted endorsement of Corn Pops cereal.
After Biden claimed he stood up to a gang leader named CornPop armed with a razor, Kellogg's quickly signed Biden to a multi-million-dollar contract. Biden will appear on cereal boxes and in TV spots. The Corn Pops logo will appear prominently in future Biden campaign stops and on the side of his bus. He'll also wear a CornPops blazer while giving speeches.
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https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-lands-coveted-corn-pops-endorsement?fbclid=IwAR0vq1Si3gq2BXDfmcdMu9z_jW7ycI7eI5Gpq21IiTzFnHCB-OzN8rcoGmk
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This dirty olde privileged white member of the male patriarchy, is pimpping killer bad food towards our precious little snowflake children.
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I watched a clip of him saying this. Esther Williams? Utterly bizarre.
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Those things can give you a heck of a sugar burn on the roof of your mouth. Will no one think of the children??