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Title: Trump to Ron DeSantis Critics: “Monkey Off!”
Post by: endicom on August 30, 2018, 07:13:03 pm
Scrappleface
Scott Ott
Aug. 30, 2018

Excerpt:

“Socialism has monkeyed up every monkeying country where it’s been tried. First you get a bunch of elitist power-hungry mother-monkeyers, who take advantage of the poor dumb monkeys. Socialist government then monkeys the productive citizens out of their wealth, and pisses away all of the monkeying money.”

“As for Ron DeSantis, there is not a racist monkeying bone in his whole monkeying body.”

“So, to Ron’s critics, and to mine, I say: “Monkey off!”

— President Donald J. Trump

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Title: Re: Trump to Ron DeSantis Critics: “Monkey Off!”
Post by: endicom on August 30, 2018, 07:13:58 pm

"Go schlong your covfefe!" would have been my tweet.

Title: Re: Trump to Ron DeSantis Critics: “Monkey Off!”
Post by: dfwgator on August 30, 2018, 07:14:18 pm
Oh how I wish he really said it.
Title: Re: Trump to Ron DeSantis Critics: “Monkey Off!”
Post by: 240B on August 30, 2018, 07:29:41 pm
No White person in America is allowed to say 'monkey' or 'ape' or 'macaca' in any context. Everyone knows that they are really talking about Black people.
Title: Re: Trump to Ron DeSantis Critics: “Monkey Off!”
Post by: Frank Cannon on August 30, 2018, 07:59:22 pm
I like this DeSoto guy. He didn't take the bait and instead doubled down on calling this crook mayor from Tallahassee a Commie Pinko.
Title: Re: Trump to Ron DeSantis Critics: “Monkey Off!”
Post by: Wingnut on August 30, 2018, 08:03:47 pm
Quote from: Frank Cannon on August 30, 2018, 07:59:22 pm
I like this DeSoto guy. He didn't take the bait and instead doubled down on calling this crook mayor from Tallahassee a Commie Pinko.

He got my vote the moment he introduced his wife.
Title: Re: Trump to Ron DeSantis Critics: “Monkey Off!”
Post by: Frank Cannon on August 30, 2018, 08:06:03 pm
Quote from: The Ghost on August 30, 2018, 08:03:47 pm
He got my vote the moment he introduced his wife.

If a guy can score a piece like that he has to have something on the ball.

(https://twt-thumbs.washtimes.com/media/image/2018/08/28/Florida_Primary_87711.jpg-4878e_c0-0-2877-1676_s561x327.jpg?eb2706f18eca95be5767ccb423d1a2b0960ad75b)
Title: Re: Trump to Ron DeSantis Critics: “Monkey Off!”
Post by: Wingnut on August 30, 2018, 08:09:09 pm
Quote from: Frank Cannon on August 30, 2018, 08:06:03 pm
If a guy can score a piece like that he has to have something on the ball.

(https://twt-thumbs.washtimes.com/media/image/2018/08/28/Florida_Primary_87711.jpg-4878e_c0-0-2877-1676_s561x327.jpg?eb2706f18eca95be5767ccb423d1a2b0960ad75b)

Wait till you see Gillium's wife.  It could be Mooches sister from another mother.
Title: Re: Trump to Ron DeSantis Critics: “Monkey Off!”
Post by: andy58-in-nh on August 30, 2018, 08:14:45 pm
Lord, how I love satire....
Title: Re: Trump to Ron DeSantis Critics: “Monkey Off!”
Post by: 240B on August 30, 2018, 08:19:28 pm
Quote from: The Ghost on August 30, 2018, 08:09:09 pm
Wait till you see Gillium's wife.  It could be Mooches sister from another mother.
(https://www.earnthenecklace.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/R.-Jai-Gillum-with-husband-Andrew-Gillum.jpg)


I have to disagree. Gillum's wife looks like a supermodel compared to Michelle.


(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a4/e4/33/a4e4331a7174a8579906e484b297b677--michelle-obama-winner.jpg)