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Briefing Room Polls (Guests Welcome!) => The Briefingroom Polls => Topic started by: corbe on May 14, 2019, 03:22:27 pm
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Inspired by 'a most favored' Briefer, thanks sweetheart.
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I am unable to vote in this poll since you only permit 1 choice, I need at least 2, preferably 3, choices here.
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"My wife cut me down to once a month. I'm lucky, the other two guys she cut out completely." - Rodney Dangerfield
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It worked for the “Lysistrata†but will it work in today’s world
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Why aren't these women referred to as "EX's"????
Who the hell cares if an ex is on a sex strike or not?
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I figured out I'm bisexual. I have sex twice a year.
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Geesh ... I never kiss and tell!
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I figured out I'm bisexual. I have sex twice a year.
All the girls I went out with in college were bisexual. When I asked for sex, they said, "Bye!"
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I've managed to avoid such strikes through the creative use of collective bargaining.
"Sorry I stayed out so late drinking with the guys last night... I'd love to make you a nice dinner tomorrow..."
"I know I didn't need to buy another gun, honey... now tell me: how many pairs of shoes do you have again?"
"I'm glad you loved the flowers I sent you (and I also love the box of cigars I bought for myself)..."
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@corbe
So,she will have no more sex this year than any other year in the last 50 years?
IF she were smart,she would go to homo bars and pretend to be a the male she seems to be.
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Something about me snoring so bad that eventually we agreed to do separate bedrooms...... I have forgot which one she stays in now days, but watch out if I ever do find that little fox.