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Pookie's Toons / Re: Today's Toons 5/6/24
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In Case You Missed It Dept.:
Yesterday, a tribal leader in New Guinea said he hated the Bidens so his wife told him to try the potatoes.
The White House faced new polling numbers last week showing that President Biden is trailing Donald Trump in the crucial Swing States in the presidential polls. Joe did receive one bit of good news. New bumper stickers are popping up on cars all over New Guinea that say Biden for Dinner 2024.
Jussie Smollett just said his uncle was eaten by two white cannibals wearing MAGA hats. They were shouting Boca Raton is MAGA Country!
Joe Biden clarified his claim that his uncle was eaten by cannibals. He meant to say Bill Clinton was eaten by interns.
Passover was celebrated at Columbia University today by student street protestors singing Springtime for Hitler in Germany.
President Biden celebrated Earth Day on Monday by laying out his Green New Deal proposals in an impassioned speech to environmental activists. The president chose to deliver his speech in a Virginia forest. It's where Joe's great-grandfather was captured and eaten by the Confederates in 1863.
Columbia has a new fight song. Death to America after You Pay Off My Student Loan!
New Guinea tribes insulted when told they ate a Biden. They said you'd have to eat a skunk to get the taste out of your mouth.
Passover is celebrated worldwide this week marking the deliverance of the Israelites from Egypt in ancient times. It's celebrated differently worldwide. In America, Jewish parents observed Passover by saying they will pass over the Ivy League for their children's college education starting next semester.
Democrats need to stop referring to Donald Trump as Hitler or he's going to carry the Ivy League.
Secret Service agent protecting Kamala Harris completely snapped and got into a fight with other agents in the car. He heard that laugh one too many times.
New York Judge Juan Merchan finished impaneling the Trump hush money trial jury Friday with the addition of six alternate jurors accepted. Some prospective jurors were excused after they admitted they were so anti-Trump they were unable to be objective. FBI agents are nothing if not honest.
The DNC announced that Steven Spielberg will tell Joe Biden's story at the Democratic Convention. He shot six Jurassic Park movies preparing for just this moment.
At the WH Correspondence Dinner, the attendees wolfed down 600 steaks 500 lobsters 800 baked potatoes 1,000 ears of corn and Uncle Bosey is missing.
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre admitted Monday she has no idea how much of the anti-Israel protests President Biden sees on TV. I don't know how he could miss seeing the situation. Today Russia and Ukraine jointly offered to send peacekeeping troops to Columbia University.
-- Argus Hamilton
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Sports/Entertainment/MSM/Social Media / Re: Another Terrible Box Office Report For Woke Hollywood
« Last post by roamer_1 on Today at 05:12:01 am »There's just nothing for me - Either big screen or TV... Once you've YooToob'd for a while, everything - And I do mean everything - seems so scripted and phony, not to mention totally unbelievable. I've used the example of a 100lb beauty queen, in heels and with perfect hair, kicking the crap out of a 250lb man before, but that ain't even half of it. Throw in the now always present homo lust scene, and I don't even need to turn the channel, because there is no reason for me to be on any channel in the first place.
I am long, long gone, and I won't be back.
I am long, long gone, and I won't be back.
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General Discussion / Re: Obituaries for 2024
« Last post by Free Vulcan on Today at 04:38:16 am »Bernard Hill, Actor in ‘Titanic’ and ‘Lord of the Rings,’ Dies at 79
Bernard Hill, a British actor who incarnated a humble style of masculine leadership in three hugely successful Hollywood movies, “Titanic” and two films in the “Lord of the Rings” franchise, died on Sunday. He was 79.
His death was announced in a family statement sent by a representative of Lou Coulson Associates, a British talent agency. It did not say where he died or provide a cause.
Mr. Hill drew praise from critics for his work in serious TV dramas, small-budget films and theater. But he was best known for playing the ship’s captain in “Titanic” (1997) and the ruler of a horsemen’s kingdom in the second and third installments of the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy, “The Two Towers” (2002) and “The Return of the King” (2003).
By appearing in “Titanic” and “The Return of the King,” Mr. Hill became the first actor to star in more than one film to gross over $1 billion and the only actor to appear in two of the three films to win a record 11 Oscars (the third is “Ben-Hur”), The Manchester Evening News reported in 2022.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/05/obituaries/bernard-hill-dead.html
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RIP King Theoden
Bernard Hill, a British actor who incarnated a humble style of masculine leadership in three hugely successful Hollywood movies, “Titanic” and two films in the “Lord of the Rings” franchise, died on Sunday. He was 79.
His death was announced in a family statement sent by a representative of Lou Coulson Associates, a British talent agency. It did not say where he died or provide a cause.
Mr. Hill drew praise from critics for his work in serious TV dramas, small-budget films and theater. But he was best known for playing the ship’s captain in “Titanic” (1997) and the ruler of a horsemen’s kingdom in the second and third installments of the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy, “The Two Towers” (2002) and “The Return of the King” (2003).
By appearing in “Titanic” and “The Return of the King,” Mr. Hill became the first actor to star in more than one film to gross over $1 billion and the only actor to appear in two of the three films to win a record 11 Oscars (the third is “Ben-Hur”), The Manchester Evening News reported in 2022.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/05/obituaries/bernard-hill-dead.html
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RIP King Theoden
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Elections 2024 / Re: Report: Trump and DeSantis Meet in Miami, Talk Fundraising
« Last post by Maj. Bill Martin on Today at 02:40:03 am »Come on, man!
Don't make me come out there and shoot the tires off your house!
That is a great line.
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Editorial/Opinion/Blogs / Re: 'London Has Fallen': Pro-Muslim Immigration Mayor Saddiq Khan Is Reelected for Third Term
« Last post by banddag on Today at 02:34:33 am »
I think you are a dreamer.
After worrying about doom and gloom crap for 45 years I have some to the realization in the last few years 99% is crap and never comes true. I remember Rush saying Clinton was going to destroy the country, stock market and turn the country communist. The 90's under Clinton turned out to be one of our countries greatest jobs and stock market stories.
The fact is other than a few hotspots (Taliban Afghanistan, parts of Africa) young muslims are becoming secular at a rapid pace and their birth rate is plummeting just like the West
https://scroll.in/latest/1023559/muslims-fertility-rate-sees-sharpest-decline-over-two-decades-shows-health-ministry-survey
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Politics/Government / Re: U.S. put a hold on an ammunition shipment to Israel
« Last post by Timber Rattler on Today at 02:18:10 am »This article doesn’t explicitly state that the ammunition is being withheld due to Biden admin frustrations with Israeli strategy in Gaza. While that is entirely likely, there is another plausible reason for this hold: The ammo is going to Ukraine instead.
Thread:
https://twitter.com/dandcaldwell/status/1787157269118894106
Yeah, there's not enough ammo to go around...the Ukrainians need it more than the Israelis do right now with the Russians starting to break through.
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Elections 2024 / Re: Fetterman: Joe Biden Will Beat Trump in Pennsylvania
« Last post by Timber Rattler on Today at 02:16:23 am »Fetterman probably doesn't believe that at all.
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National/Breaking News / Re: Outrage erupts when authorities toss 2 farmers in prison on 30-day sentences
« Last post by Elderberry on Today at 02:04:54 am »Commonwealth Court denies immediate release, unseals docket, Supreme Court appeal next step for Herr, Wentworth
Ag Moos By Sherry Bunting, Farmshine, May 3, 2024
HARRISBURG, Pa. — It has been three weeks since Rusty Herr and Ethan Wentworth of NoBull Solutions, LLC were arrested on April 10 and 11 and separately incarcerated in Lancaster and York County Prisons — their respective counties of residence in Pennsylvania.
A motion for immediate release has been heard and denied by the Commonwealth Court of Pennsylvania.
“The Commonwealth Court failed to correct their error, so we are taking the case directly to the Supreme Court,” said Robert Barnes, Esq. in a Farmshine interview after the decision.
Judge Michael Wojcik also unsealed the docket in a separate decision.
He heard oral arguments for the motion filed by Barnes Law LLP on behalf of Herr and Wentworth as well as the answer to this request by the Department of State (DOS) Bureau of Professional and Occupational Affairs (BPOA) on April 29, 2024, at 1:30 p.m. via WebEx video conferencing.
According to the docket 325-MD-2021, the BPOA opposed the motion, stating that on May 16, 2023, the court had adjudicated NoBull Solutions in contempt of a previous order dated Nov. 30, 2021, related to enforcement of an investigative subpoena, with conditions for NoBull to purge its contempt through a monetary civil penalty, and that failure to purge may result in issuance of a warrant for their arrest and incarceration.
More: https://agmoos.com/2024/05/02/commonwealth-court-denies-immediate-release-unseals-docket-supreme-court-appeal-next-step-for-herr-wentworth/
Ag Moos By Sherry Bunting, Farmshine, May 3, 2024
HARRISBURG, Pa. — It has been three weeks since Rusty Herr and Ethan Wentworth of NoBull Solutions, LLC were arrested on April 10 and 11 and separately incarcerated in Lancaster and York County Prisons — their respective counties of residence in Pennsylvania.
A motion for immediate release has been heard and denied by the Commonwealth Court of Pennsylvania.
“The Commonwealth Court failed to correct their error, so we are taking the case directly to the Supreme Court,” said Robert Barnes, Esq. in a Farmshine interview after the decision.
Judge Michael Wojcik also unsealed the docket in a separate decision.
He heard oral arguments for the motion filed by Barnes Law LLP on behalf of Herr and Wentworth as well as the answer to this request by the Department of State (DOS) Bureau of Professional and Occupational Affairs (BPOA) on April 29, 2024, at 1:30 p.m. via WebEx video conferencing.
According to the docket 325-MD-2021, the BPOA opposed the motion, stating that on May 16, 2023, the court had adjudicated NoBull Solutions in contempt of a previous order dated Nov. 30, 2021, related to enforcement of an investigative subpoena, with conditions for NoBull to purge its contempt through a monetary civil penalty, and that failure to purge may result in issuance of a warrant for their arrest and incarceration.
More: https://agmoos.com/2024/05/02/commonwealth-court-denies-immediate-release-unseals-docket-supreme-court-appeal-next-step-for-herr-wentworth/
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