The Briefing Room
General Category => World News => Topic started by: EC on August 16, 2013, 03:15:57 pm
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Be warned. It is the Mirror: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/breast-implants-suicide-bomb-threat-2172911#ixzz2c94j9eyj
Heathrow Airport is on high terror alert amid fears women suicide bombers are ready to strike with explosives concealed in breast implants.
Security checks have been beefed up after “credible” intelligence that al-Qaeda is plotting attacks on airlines flying out of London.
One staff member said: “There are genuine fears over this.
"We have been told to pay particular attention to females who may have concealed hidden explosives in their breasts.
“This is particularly difficult for us to pick up but we are on a very high state of alert.
“It’s led to long queues here at Heathrow – much longer than usual at this time of the year.
“But because it’s the summer holiday season, no one has complained.”
Al-Qaeda’s chief bomb-maker Ibrahim al-Asiri is understood to have developed the method of foiling airport scanners by concealing explosives in an implant or bodily cavity.
It is also feared there is no shortage of volunteers willing to take part in an atrocity after hundreds of extremists recently escaped from prison in Pakistan.
Explosives expert Andy Oppenheimer said: “There is a great fear that al-Qaeda are planning on using internal devices to try and get through airport scanners.
"These explosives could be in breast implants.”
More at link.
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Oh no. Now the TSA will be doing breast examinations and mammograms?
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Oh no. Now the TSA will be doing breast examinations and mammograms?
Whatever you do,
DON'T PROFILE!
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Oh no. Now the TSA will be doing breast examinations and mammograms?
Actually, now they'll get to do them openly and legally, instead of surreptitiously and illegally, the way they've been doing them to-date.
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"What were her measurements, officer?"
"38 C4."
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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
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"What were her measurements, officer?"
"38 C4."
:laugh:
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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
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When al-Qaeda goes nuclear?
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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
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Holy Mother of God. Those things would take out the entire airport.
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Those are definitely "Weapons of Mass Destruction".
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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
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Ouch!
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Those are definitely "Weapons of Mass Destruction".
Prefer smaller, myself. More Weapons of Mass Distraction.
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Father: Tell me your sins, my son.
Jerry: Well I should tell you that I'm Jewish.
Father: That's no sin.
Jerry: Oh good. Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes.
Father: And this offends you as a Jewish person.
Jerry: No, it offends me as a comedian. And it'll interest you that he's also telling Catholic jokes.
Father: Well.
Jerry: And they're old jokes. I mean, the Pope and Raquel Welch in a lifeboat.
Father: I haven't heard that one.
Jerry: Oh, I'm sure you have. They're out on the ocean and, yada yada yada, and she says, "Those aren't buoys." (Father starts laughing) Father...
Father: One second...
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[[ Oh no. Now the TSA will be doing breast examinations and mammograms? ]]
There is nothing to worry about.
Put on a burqha, and they won't touch you!
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The Chechens used two women with bombs made of RDX that were hidden in their vaginas to simultaneously blow two Russian airlines out of the sky in 2004.
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The Chechens used two women with bombs made of RDX that were hidden in their vaginas to simultaneously blow two Russian airlines out of the sky in 2004.
Must resist obvious joke .......
Who the hell am I kidding. I have heard of cumming your brains out, but that is overkill.