I've decided to change my gender for tomorrow.  I think being a mother for a day would be a nice change, and since we can now scientifically change genders just by saying its so, Mother's Day is an excellent opportunity.  I'm also going to have a child which is needed for Mother's Day, which I'll have simply saying I have one.  Changing my gender means I can scientifically change my status to have a child scientifically.  However, I still plan to stand when I pee - I change back for minute or two then go back to being a mom.  I guess it doesn't much matter which gender I am if I have to go #2, but i don't know where to go to make sure I can create a kid that way.  I'd hate to look like an idiot if I'm wrong. I also am not sure what kind of outfit to wear for the occasion, probably jeans and a shirt of some sort.  Wish me luck!

                                        MOTHERHOOD, HERE I COME!

Where is the Love by Roberta Flack & Donny Hathaway


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcHPNUN-U8E

Good.

Adding Bitch Haley, may have been one of the singular issues that would have forced me to vote down ballot only.

My status?:  Nose holding for Trump