BAH HUMBUG!!
I don't believe in the 'so called' New Year.
I think it is all a myth created by the Catholic Church to convert people they considered to be 'heathens'.
LMAO...then what year do you live in?
But on a more serious note; St. Patrick's Day really is a communist plot by the Jews and neo-Nazis to subvert Ireland. That one is true.
We all know that St. Patrick's Day is for the purpose of getting really drunk and harrassing young women in short plaid skirts.
Now the communist Jews have been known to party pretty hard, so I can buy that, but the neo-Nazis are a rather stuffed-shirt sort and I very much doubt they'd have any interest at all in St. Patrick's Day. They are responsible for Mother's Day.