If I had a daughter, I doubt I would let her go out with a guy driving a van.
And by the way, Kenny Chesney seemed to be writing about me in American Kids:
Sister's got a boyfriend daddy doesn't like
Now he's sitting out back 30/30 in his lap in the blue bug zapper light...So yeah... I know what that van was for...
It's my theme song in other ways too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de1aPKXBdAE