The Briefing Room
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: libertybele on February 07, 2019, 01:46:26 pm
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Universal Orlando Now Has A Butt-Naked Troll That Farts Glitter At Guests
Universal Studios Orlando has a new character in one of its theme parks with a very particular set of skills.
Guy Diamond, a troll from the “Trolls†animated movie, has a well-defined bare bottom that not only farts at guests, but fires off glitter when it does................
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/farting-glitter-troll-universal-orlando_us_5c57b1dde4b087104754a282 (https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/farting-glitter-troll-universal-orlando_us_5c57b1dde4b087104754a282)
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I was going to record that movie for the grandkids, but I watched a few minutes of it first, and while I didn't see naked, farting trolls, it was so stupid that I felt it would harm the little ones. Painfully stupid and insipid.
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Painfully stupid and insipid.
Doesn't that describe all kids movies?
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Doesn't that describe all kids movies?
No, this one is special. Frozen and Finding Dory were pretty good, even if you don't fully agree with some of the messages.
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Just in time for Ghey Daze. *****rollingeyes*****
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So, when this gig ends, which it surly will, how does he putting naked glitter farting troll on a resume'?
Just when you think your job really sucks, you get to see this.
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Fart glitter. Wonder what he Pee's?
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Fart glitter. Wonder what he Pee's?
That's where they get the butterbeer for the Harry Potter area from.
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That's where they get the butterbeer for the Harry Potter area from.
That stuff tastes stronger than a mug of mule piss with the foam glitter farted off by that troll.
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Doesn't that describe all kids movies?
I grew up watching movies (mostly on TV, because movie theatres were not in our budget) that were based on the classics: Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn, Swiss Family Robinson, etc.
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYjBhZjhlZmItMzc1My00NjlkLTlhYzctOWY2MjAwNjhlM2U2XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTkxMzEwMzU@._V1_SY1000_CR0,0,666,1000_AL_.jpg)
And then there's "Trolls." :thud: