The Briefing Room
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: ChemEngrMBA on October 20, 2012, 03:43:38 am
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Rules for this thread:
1. Joke
2. Originality - meaning you made it up
This one just bombarded my gray matter - a good joke in response to a bad joke:
"That's a joke only Joe Biden could laugh at."
[Okay, so you're way funny already.]
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The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be.
I am here to tell you: Neither is the old gray stallion.
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The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be.
I am here to tell you: Neither is the old gray stallion.
Ain't that the truth..... 8888crybaby
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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Tigger?
You scratch my back and I'll scratch Eeyores.
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:2popcorn:
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BKMK
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Residents of the town of Coal Grove, Ohio this week were surprised to find their tap water had turned bright shades of purple and pink. The wastewater treatment plant that was responsible for the mishap swore that the water was safe to drink—if diluted.
Diluted with what?! "Oh, I'll just water it down from—oh, wait..."
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Residents of the town of Coal Grove, Ohio this week were surprised to find their tap water had turned bright shades of purple and pink. The wastewater treatment plant that was responsible for the mishap swore that the water was safe to drink—if diluted.
Diluted with what?! "Oh, I'll just water it down from—oh, wait..."
1. That was no joke. It is reality.
2. You didn't make it up.
Other than that........
A Scottish archaeologist reported finding the fossil remains of a close relative to the Archaeopteryx in the islands just off northern Scotland. He named it Orkneyopteryx.