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Title: Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California’s Legislature
Post by: Machiavelli on September 02, 2016, 06:55:21 pm
AP via KCBS
September 1, 2016

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California’s Legislature has approved regulations on cow flatulence and manure – both blamed for releasing greenhouse gases.
More (http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2016/09/01/cow-fart-regulations-approved-by-californias-legislature/)

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Title: Re: Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California’s Legislature
Post by: To-Whose-Benefit? on September 20, 2016, 10:42:18 pm
Is there some way we can turn the 10th Amendment inside out to kick Ca. out of the Union and out of the Treasury?

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This is what they spend the rest of the country's money on?
Title: Re: Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California’s Legislature
Post by: Smokin Joe on September 20, 2016, 11:23:26 pm
If they have to hold it in they aren't going to be happy cows any more...
Title: Re: Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California’s Legislature
Post by: Idaho_Cowboy on September 20, 2016, 11:26:24 pm
I don't want to rain on anybodies crazy parade but if cow emissions were the problem, how did the great herds of buffalo not cook us to death back in the day?
Title: Re: Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California’s Legislature
Post by: Smokin Joe on September 20, 2016, 11:30:34 pm
I don't want to rain on anybodies crazy parade but if cow emissions were the problem, how did the great herds of buffalo not cook us to death back in the day?
The same sort of way the BLM will fine you 10K for peeing on the ground, ignoring that everything that ran, walked, slithered, or flew over that same ground likely did before you. It isn't about reality, it is all about control. While bulls get the credit, cows do most of the work, and the politicians want a lock on bullshit production.
Title: Re: Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California’s Legislature
Post by: Idaho_Cowboy on September 20, 2016, 11:35:33 pm
The same sort of way the BLM will fine you 10K for peeing on the ground, ignoring that everything that ran, walked, slithered, or flew over that same ground likely did before you. It isn't about reality, it is all about control. While bulls get the credit, cows do most of the work, and the politicians want a lock on bullshit production.
Yep it's all about control. Global Warming/Climate Change/whatever they call it now was always just an excuse. Most environmentalist are not conservationist.

Title: Re: Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California’s Legislature
Post by: Cripplecreek on September 20, 2016, 11:36:36 pm
Those happy California cows won't be happy for long once they're fitted for butt plugs.
Title: Re: Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California’s Legislature
Post by: Idaho_Cowboy on September 20, 2016, 11:52:40 pm
Those happy California cows won't be happy for long once they're fitted for butt plugs.
I'm worried the cheese may start to taste different.
Title: Re: Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California’s Legislature
Post by: Smokin Joe on September 21, 2016, 12:03:06 am
I'm worried the cheese may start to taste different.
Be thankful that a cow full of methane is still heavier than air. Otherwise, they'd be the California equivalent of WWII balloon bombs...one tweak in the air currents and we'd be downwinders, so to speak.
Title: Re: Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California’s Legislature
Post by: Smokin Joe on September 21, 2016, 12:06:00 am
Yep it's all about control. Global Warming/Climate Change/whatever they call it now was always just an excuse. Most environmentalist are not conservationist.
True enough. My kin are conservationists. A family could never farm the same land for over 300 years if they weren't. Only time there are problems with that is when the government steps in and messes with long term plans.
Title: Re: Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California’s Legislature
Post by: Free Vulcan on September 21, 2016, 04:37:55 am
Dear California - Iowa, Wisconsin, Texas, and a number of other cattle producing states thank you.
Title: Re: Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California’s Legislature
Post by: Frank Cannon on September 21, 2016, 04:41:54 am
Those happy California cows won't be happy for long once they're fitted for butt plugs.

Remember. They're Cali cows. They will get off on it.
Title: Re: Cow Fart Regulations Approved By California’s Legislature
Post by: Smokin Joe on September 21, 2016, 04:48:28 am
Remember. They're Cali cows. They will get off on it.
I just had a flash of the end of that experiment. ...


"Broken and clinging desperately to life, the sh*t spattered scientist was howling laughing...The EMT asked him what was so funny and he said, between gasps, "You shoulda seen that monkey trying to put the plug back in!"