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General Category => Sports/Entertainment/MSM/Social Media => Topic started by: Machiavelli on May 09, 2014, 04:42:47 pm

Title: 2014 NFL draft picks include Jadeveon Clowney, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Darqueze Dennard
Post by: Machiavelli on May 09, 2014, 04:42:47 pm
This year's NFL draft picks include Jadeveon Clowney, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Darqueze Dennard.

No, I'm not pulling your leg:

Houston Texans select Jadeveon Clowney No. 1 overall (http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000348007/article/houston-texans-select-jadeveon-clowney-no-1-overall)

Green Bay Packers select Ha Ha Clinton-Dix No. 21 overall in the 2014 NFL draft (http://nfl.si.com/2014/05/08/green-bay-packers-select-ha-ha-clinton-dix-2014-nfl-draft/)

Cincinnati Bengals select Darqueze Dennard No. 24 overall in the 2014 NFL draft (http://nfl.si.com/2014/05/08/cincinnati-bengals-select-darqueze-dennard-2014-nfl-draft/)

Those Key & Peele parodies aren't that much of an exaggeration:

East/West College Bowl - Key & Peele (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss)

East/West College Bowl 2 - Key & Peele  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT1nGjGM2p8)
Title: Re: 2014 NFL draft picks include Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Darqueze Dennard
Post by: Lando Lincoln on May 09, 2014, 05:01:27 pm
Quote from: Machiavelli on May 09, 2014, 04:42:47 pm
This year's NFL draft picks include Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Darqueze Dennard.

No, I'm not pulling your leg. Those are real names:

Green Bay Packers select Ha Ha Clinton-Dix No. 21 overall in the 2014 NFL draft (http://nfl.si.com/2014/05/08/green-bay-packers-select-ha-ha-clinton-dix-2014-nfl-draft/)

Cincinnati Bengals select Darqueze Dennard No. 24 overall in the 2014 NFL draft (http://nfl.si.com/2014/05/08/cincinnati-bengals-select-darqueze-dennard-2014-nfl-draft/)

Those Key & Peele parodies aren't that much of an exaggeration:

East/West College Bowl - Key & Peele (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss)

East/West College Bowl 2 - Key & Peele  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT1nGjGM2p8)

Ha Ha is the nick for Ha'Sean.  Just sayin'.
Title: Re: 2014 NFL draft picks include Jadeveon Clowney, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Darqueze Dennard
Post by: Machiavelli on May 09, 2014, 05:10:12 pm
Quote from: Lando Lincoln on May 09, 2014, 05:01:27 pm
Ha Ha is the nick for Ha'Sean.  Just sayin'.

I know. I made a correction - and an addition.
Title: Re: 2014 NFL draft picks include Jadeveon Clowney, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Darqueze Dennard
Post by: massadvj on May 09, 2014, 06:11:18 pm
Let's not forget that the "first draft choice" of the American people was Barack Hussein Obama.
Title: Re: 2014 NFL draft picks include Jadeveon Clowney, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Darqueze Dennard
Post by: Howie66 on May 09, 2014, 06:12:50 pm
I can't wait to see him walking away from a very pancaked Russell Wilson, going "HA HA!" in Seattle during the season opener.

GO PACK!! GO!!
Title: Re: 2014 NFL draft picks include Jadeveon Clowney, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Darqueze Dennard
Post by: Howie66 on May 09, 2014, 06:25:34 pm
Quote from: massadvj on May 09, 2014, 06:11:18 pm
Let's not forget that the "first draft choice" of the American people was Barack Hussein Obama.
You really had to mention that steaming pile of shit in a football thread? Really?