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Title: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: mystery-ak on March 19, 2014, 10:44:58 pm: http://www.playbuzz.com/jennifers/what-kind-of-old-person-will-you-be (http://www.playbuzz.com/jennifers/what-kind-of-old-person-will-you-be)

The Grandma on Wheels

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Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: rustynail on March 19, 2014, 11:12:30 pm: Get out of my yard.
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: Chieftain on March 19, 2014, 11:39:34 pm: Why old men do not get hired:

Job Interviewer: Name your greatest fault.

Old Man: I am too honest.

Job Interviewer: I don't think being honest is a fault.

Old Man: I don't give a shit what you think.

:beer:
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: Howie66 on March 20, 2014, 01:15:30 am: Quote from: Chieftain on March 19, 2014, 11:39:34 pm
Why old men do not get hired:

Job Interviewer: Name your greatest fault.

Old Man: I am too honest.

Job Interviewer: I don't think being honest is a fault.

Old Man: I don't give a shit what you think.

:beer:
:amen:
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: Howie66 on March 20, 2014, 01:16:20 am: Quote from: rustynail on March 19, 2014, 11:12:30 pm
Get out of my yard.
:silly: :da man:
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: EC on March 20, 2014, 01:19:33 am: The Grumpy Next Door Neighbor

These quizzes are spookily accurate. :laugh:
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: Howie66 on March 20, 2014, 01:24:38 am: Quote from: EC on March 20, 2014, 01:19:33 am
The Grumpy Next Door Neighbor

These quizzes are spookily accurate. :laugh:

I want the kind of neighbor that can be a good spotter! :beer:
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: EC on March 20, 2014, 01:29:32 am: Quote from: Howie66 on March 20, 2014, 01:24:38 am
I want the kind of neighbor that can be a good spotter! :beer:

:beer:

Two dots left, two and a pip up. 16 seconds, walking speed. :laugh:
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: Oceander on March 20, 2014, 01:30:01 am: Quote from: EC on March 20, 2014, 01:19:33 am
The Grumpy Next Door Neighbor

These quizzes are spookily accurate. :laugh:

same here!

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Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: alicewonders on March 20, 2014, 01:43:10 am: The Cat Lady

During your older years, you will find that your love for cats knows no boundaries. You will finally realize that they're so much better than humans! Your family thinks it's a little too much, but you can't hear it past all that adorable MEOW!!

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That's uncanny! (and that looks like one of my cats)

***cool cat*** 888tapping cat 88888walking kitty 8888sitting kitty 8888spinning cat 8889whatkitty 888heartkitty 888cryingkitty
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: andy58-in-nh on March 20, 2014, 01:44:25 am: Quote from: EC on March 20, 2014, 01:19:33 am
The Grumpy Next Door Neighbor

These quizzes are spookily accurate. :laugh:

Wow. Same here. My daughter already thinks I'm that guy. :smokin:
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: DCPatriot on March 20, 2014, 01:47:44 am: The "80 Years Young"

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You'll stay as active as an 18 year old! You will do lots of things you barely have the energy to do now,
like dancing and going to the gym at 5 am. You have your regular bingo night, and you drink like an Irish
man at his prime. Age is nothing but a number!
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: EC on March 20, 2014, 01:49:28 am: Quote from: andy58-in-nh on March 20, 2014, 01:44:25 am
Wow. Same here. My daughter already thinks I'm that guy. :smokin:

I have an online friend. Pretty much a daughter, in a lot of ways. She's found a guy - he is terrified of me. :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:

Do we have a psycho neighbor option?
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: mountaineer on March 20, 2014, 02:06:07 am: The cat lady is my answer? I've never had a cat and don't want one now! :shrug:
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: andy58-in-nh on March 20, 2014, 02:10:43 am: Quote from: EC on March 20, 2014, 01:49:28 am
I have an online friend. Pretty much a daughter, in a lot of ways. She's found a guy - he is terrified of me. :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:

Do we have a psycho neighbor option?

I must admit: I enjoy the thought of my daughter bringing home a guy and sending him downstairs to meet her dad, only to find me cleaning my guns...
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: alicewonders on March 20, 2014, 02:19:25 am: Quote from: mountaineer on March 20, 2014, 02:06:07 am
The cat lady is my answer? I've never had a cat and don't want one now! :shrug:

It sure pegged me, but what I can't figure out is that there were no questions involving cats.

You sound like my brother, he says he doesn't like cats, that he's a DOG person. Yet, a couple of times I've caught him petting my Dad's cat as it rubs around his legs. When he sees that I've caught him, he'll say, "That's a nice puppy." :pondering:
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: mountaineer on March 20, 2014, 02:22:47 am: I don't mind most cats, I just don't want one! ^-^ I would like a dog, though. Mr. M is not jiggy with that idea.
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: alicewonders on March 20, 2014, 02:31:06 am: Quote from: mountaineer on March 20, 2014, 02:22:47 am
I don't mind most cats, I just don't want one! ^-^ I would like a dog, though. Mr. M is not jiggy with that idea.

I have dogs too. I have decided that I will let the number of pets I have now get less with "attrition" - I don't want to have a lot of pets that outlive me. Mine are getting up in years, just like me. :laugh:

But I'll probably always have a dog. Having a dog is like having a security system. If anything - or anyone - is around our property, my dogs let me know about it. They do earn their keep that way. Probably the next dog I get will be a tiny one that you can take with you when you travel. The little ones are just as good security systems as the big ones, they make a lot of noise and I think in ways, they are more vicious!
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: 240B on March 20, 2014, 02:32:55 am: All mine said was... Not applicable.

Then it started flashing an ad asking me if I had a will made out. I don't know about this thing.
Kinda weird.
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: EC on March 20, 2014, 02:33:06 am: Quote from: andy58-in-nh on March 20, 2014, 02:10:43 am
I must admit: I enjoy the thought of my daughter bringing home a guy and sending him downstairs to meet her dad, only to find me cleaning my guns...

That is stage one.

Stage two is more fun. A look and a slightly raised eyebrow. They start sweating buckets.
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: Howie66 on March 20, 2014, 02:33:47 am: Quote from: EC on March 20, 2014, 01:29:32 am
:beer:

Two dots left, two and a pip up. 16 seconds, walking speed. :laugh:

Nice!! When you moving to TEXAS?? :beer: :patriot:
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: andy58-in-nh on March 20, 2014, 02:38:34 am: Quote from: EC on March 20, 2014, 02:33:06 am
That is stage one.

Stage two is more fun. A look and a slightly raised eyebrow. They start sweating buckets.

"So you like my daughter? Good. Now son, tell me: what's your goal in life?"
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: Howie66 on March 20, 2014, 02:40:25 am: Quote from: andy58-in-nh on March 20, 2014, 02:10:43 am
I must admit: I enjoy the thought of my daughter bringing home a guy and sending him downstairs to meet her dad, only to find me cleaning my guns...

When our daughter brought her now husband (Steven) home to meet us for the first time, my dog (Gus) walked over to him...sniffed his boot and then calmly pissed on his leg, turned and walked over to me. Steven looked at me quizzically and I said: "Looks like Gus approves." We all had a good laugh after that.
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: Howie66 on March 20, 2014, 02:42:51 am: Quote from: 240B on March 20, 2014, 02:32:55 am
All mine said was... Not applicable.

Then it started flashing an ad asking me if I had a will made out. I don't know about this thing.
Kinda weird.
88devil
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: EC on March 20, 2014, 02:46:07 am: Quote from: Howie66 on March 20, 2014, 02:33:47 am
Nice!! When you moving to TEXAS?? :beer: :patriot:

:patriot: :patriot: :beer:
I were thinking more Montana. One person per 5 square miles sort of suits my temperament, and I can buy a house with the change dug out from under the sofa cushions. :laugh:
Or maybe Detroit. Can get a house there for a penknife and a pretty stone.

Though yeah - I would prefer Texas if I had to settle down. Still like wandering, it drives the wife nuts. She wakes up in the morning to a note - gone to X. Back in two weeks. :laugh:
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: Howie66 on March 20, 2014, 02:53:10 am: Quote from: EC on March 20, 2014, 02:46:07 am
:patriot: :patriot: :beer:
I were thinking more Montana. One person per 5 square miles sort of suits my temperament, and I can buy a house with the change dug out from under the sofa cushions. :laugh:
Or maybe Detroit. Can get a house there for a penknife and a pretty stone.

Though yeah - I would prefer Texas if I had to settle down. Still like wandering, it drives the wife nuts. She wakes up in the morning to a note - gone to X. Back in two weeks. :laugh:
Montana is good, but it gets colder than hell up there. Texas is great and can get hotter than hell, here. It's all good, though! I have a good feeling that you would fit in perfectly in either state. :beer:
Title: Re: What Kind of Old Person Will You Be?
Post by: PzLdr on March 20, 2014, 03:24:40 am: The Grumpy next door neighbor...And I'm well on the way! :laugh: :laugh: