Maybe LIEden's nation-building experts should give advice.  

I've eaten a mealworm and a cricket at festival before, and they seemed pretty tasteless.  A 2 inch long Cicada?  I'll pass.

What Animals Eat Cicadas
Birds
Many species of birds enjoy cicadas as a nutritious treat. They can be seen feasting on these insect delicacies when they emerge. Examples of birds that eat cicadas include:

Robins
Blue Jays
Woodpeckers
Mammals
Among the mammals that consider cicadas to be a tasty snack, you’ll find rodents, bats, and larger mammals like foxes and raccoons. Some examples are:

Squirrels
Rats
Opossums
Skunks
Invertebrates
Cicadas also fall prey to various invertebrates. Cicada-hunter wasps, spiders, and other insects see them as a valuable food source. A few examples of invertebrate predators include:

Cicada-hunter wasps
Ground beetles
Dragonflies
Robber flies

Notice no mention of Humans!

.  .  wind turbines which are supposed to be more eco friendly.  Do you even see the slight hypocrisy of what you're trying to defend??

It's not "slight".

I live right atop Marcellus Utica shale and gas lines zig zap every direction across my county and not a single protest

Pipelines built to deliver fracked natural gas from neighboring States to New York (which bans fracking).  Even more liberal hypocrisy.

I used to be a fan of Carlson at Fox, but something strange happened to him

Back then he was a great voice for conservative cause.  Now he takes these strange tangents that just don't make sense.  Even though his podcast is consistently near the top ranking, I don't think he is reaching the same level of audience. 

I think I listened to his 1st 2, and then stopped.