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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: 240B on November 02, 2017, 04:40:59 am
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And then I realized that anything I post is meaningless.
I could post about my time in the Army, and so what?
This is a post about nothing, man, if I could tell you the whole story, it would take a week at leased.
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You leased a man for a week? You got a contact for that?
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... it would take a week at leased.
Good luck finding a week lease. I sure as shit wouldn't do it. It would have to be a month at the very least with a double security deposit.
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You leased a man for a week? You got a contact for that?
How much are you looking to spend?
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How much are you looking to spend?
I was thinking more along the lines of barter.
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I was thinking more along the lines of barter.
Would the barter be at least equal in value to the service?
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Would the barter be at least equal in value to the service?
Of course! What kind of a broad do you take me for?
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Of course! What kind of a broad do you take me for?
No offense, but I know what type of broad you are. That is why I like to clarify up front in the negotiations. I feel that when you pat people on the back you are actually feeling around for a soft spot for the knife.
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No offense, but I know what type of broad you are. That is why I like to clarify up front in the negotiations. I feel that when you pat people on the back you are actually feeling around for a soft spot for the knife.
Oh honey, I would never stab you in your back.
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Oh honey, I would never stab you in your back.
LOL. You're all class.
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LOL. You're all class.
Oh good, you really do know what kind of broad I am. People misunderstand me so often.
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Oh good, you really do know what kind of broad I am. People misunderstand me so often.
Absolutely not. One might say you are up front about it.
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Absolutely not. One might say you are up front about it.
I try very hard to be. There's not much worse than being coy.
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And then I realized that anything I post is meaningless.
I could post about my time in the Army, and so what?
This is a post about nothing, man, if I could tell you the whole story, it would take a week at leased.
That's life in post-something America.
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I'm only asking Why?
Why is he yelling and barking at the moon?
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I'm only asking Why?
Why is he yelling and barking at the moon?
Because he can.
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Because he can.
That is a very good answer.
But is an answer to a different question.
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That really did give me pause. I had to think about it. And that is enough.
Thank you. That was a good post.
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Where's the pie? I was told there would be pie.
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Where's the pie? I was told there would be pie.
I ate it for breakfast and it was delicious
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I ate it for breakfast and it was delicious
Pie for breakfast? Well, the crust DOES have egg in it.....
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Pie for breakfast? Well, the crust DOES have egg in it.....
I'm everyone's cherry pie .... :beer:
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Pie for breakfast? Well, the crust DOES have egg in it.....
Egg in the crust? No way. Flour, butter, salt and water. No mas.
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Egg in the crust? No way. Flour, butter, salt and water. No mas.
I remain cautiously optimistic.
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Y0?
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Does pizza count as pie? Because cold pizza for breakfast is the bomb.
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Some posts may have meaning to the person posting and to perhaps others in a similar situation, while at the same time the same post is absolutely meaningless to others which brings up the point as to why then bother to post the meaningless post to begin with? Looking at the title of this post indicates that's it's about something when in essence it's about nothing. :shrug: :silly:
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Does pizza count as pie? Because cold pizza for breakfast is the bomb.
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Thanks, Polly! Now I'll have that Dean Martin song stuck in my head until I can get a fresh earworm... :laugh:
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Some posts may have meaning to the person posting and to perhaps others in a similar situation, while at the same time the same post is absolutely meaningless to others which brings up the point as to why then bother to post the meaningless post to to begin with? Looking at the title of this post indicates that's it's about something when in essence it's about nothing. :shrug: :silly:
Yabbut if some people didn't post their meaningless posts, they wouldn't qualify for their participation trophy. :shrug:
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Yabbut if some people didn't post their meaningless posts, they wouldn't qualify for their participation trophy. :shrug:
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There is a thing. A real thing.
I used to give technical seminars on crazy shit, I mean crazy wild stuff, like I could make a computer that everyone could carry in their hand. But that is not important. Not to me. I was just simply doing what I do.
When I was lecturing most of the 'guests' couldn't understand what I was saying.
I learned that if you put a typo in your lecture, they will all gravitate to that. They don't know what you are telling them, but they can understand a misspelling. That was something they could grasp. And I gave it to them.
Fools and idiots, who could not begin to understand what I was saying. But give them a typo hahaha and let them go.
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There is a thing. A real thing.
I used to give technical seminars on crazy shit, I mean crazy wild stuff, like I could make a computer that everyone could carry in their hand. But that is not important. Not to me. I was just simply doing what I do.
When I was lecturing most of the 'guests' couldn't understand what I was saying.
I learned that if you put a typo in your lecture, they will all gravitate to that. They don't know what you are telling them, but they can understand a misspelling. That was something they could grasp. And I gave it to them.
Fools and idiots, who could not begin to understand what I was saying. But give them a typo hahaha and let them go.
You spelled "on" wrong. ^ Up there.
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There is a thing. A real thing.
I used to give technical seminars on crazy shit, I mean crazy wild stuff, like I could make a computer that everyone could carry in their hand.
Were they transponders to communicate with the people that live in your cavities?
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@240B
I'm writing a book about that.
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You spelled "on" wrong. ^ Up there.
@RoosGirl
I both hate you, but...I want to have sex with you. all night long
I am confused by yooou
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@RoosGirl
I both hate you, but...I want to have sex with you. all night long
I am confused by yooou
Yeah, adult feelings are confyousing.
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@240B
I'm writing a book about that.
Getting drunk and posting on a forum? Good luck with that.
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And then I realized that anything I post is meaningless.
@240B
If you have information you think x and x and x, etc., could benefit from, I find it better to PM those people. If the general public would benefit from it, then post it. I posted about Celox which stops bleeding in a few seconds - that benefited anyone who read that. Some bought Celox due to that post. Anyone who takes blood thinners, should have Celox as any cut they get causes excess bleeding and Celox stops it.
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Getting drunk and posting on a forum? Good luck with that.
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:silly: :silly: Ok ... when I looked at the actual subject of this post "Re: i was thinking aoubt posting something" my first thought was alcohol or some really good weed might be involved. Good heavens ... I think at this point 240B would be better off having another drink or even two or taking another hit.
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:silly: :silly: Ok ... when I looked at the actual subject of this post "Re: i was thinking aoubt posting something" my first thought was alcohol or some really good weed might be involved. Good heavens ... I think at this point 240B would be better off having another drink or even two or taking another hit.
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@240B
If you have information you think x and x and x, etc., could benefit from, I find it better to PM those people. If the general public would benefit from it, then post it. I posted about Celox which stops bleeding in a few seconds - that benefited anyone who read that. Some bought Celox due to that post. Anyone who takes blood thinners, should have Celox as any cut they get causes excess bleeding and Celox stops it.
I got some, arrived from Amazon yesterday, along with the gauze you recommended.
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Thanks, Polly! Now I'll have that Dean Martin song stuck in my head until I can get a fresh earworm... :laugh:
As musical consultant for this profound thread..........
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFlx2Lnr9Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnFlx2Lnr9Q)
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Damn me!
May the Pope damn me to hell.
That's the very song that I think of every time I think of @RoosGirl
I know that I am damned to hell, but I don't care.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69O4PXzAQ5Y
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:silly: :silly: Ok ... when I looked at the actual subject of this post "Re: i was thinking aoubt posting something" my first thought was alcohol or some really good weed might be involved. Good heavens ... I think at this point 240B would be better off having another drink or even two or taking another hit.
I think "aoubt" is Canadian for "about". Purt'near, anyway. Bilinguality an' all 'dat.
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Damn me!
May the Pope damn me to hell.
That's the very song that I think of every time I think of @RoosGirl
I know that I am damned to hell, but I don't care.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69O4PXzAQ5Y
I think your world is shining from too much whinning
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Thanks, Polly! Now I'll have that Dean Martin song stuck in my head until I can get a fresh earworm... :laugh:
@Smokin Joe
Oops! Sorry!
On the bright side, it could have been worse ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj1ykZWtPYI
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I think your world is shining from too much whinning wine-ing
There. Fixed it for you.
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There. Fixed it for you.
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Is that Santa on Dec. 26?
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Is that Santa on Dec. 26?
No. That's "Santa" today posting on this thread.
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No. That's "Santa" today posting on this thread.
Oh, the creepy "Come sit on my lap, little girl." Santa.
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Oh, the creepy "Come sit on my lap, little girl." Santa.
Speaking of that, did @240B decide to punch you in the face or make out with you behind the "Romney for President" dead thread?
I know he was conflicted about that in an earlier post.
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Speaking of that, did @240B decide to punch you in the face or make out with you behind the "Romney for President" dead thread?
I know he was conflicted about that in an earlier post.
The conflict confused me, but he passed out before he could make a decision he would regret.
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Gravity
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Gravity
Sublime and perfect answer.
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Sublime and perfect answer.
I always thought it was because the Earth sucked. :shrug:
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The conflict confused me, but he passed out before he could make a decision he would regret.
I know that which ever way I went on that decision, it would be the right one.
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I know that which ever way I went on that decision, it would be the right one.
You're just fortunate that you're the funny kind of creeper.
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You're just fortunate that you're the funny kind of creeper.
What do you mean by that? Funny in weird or funny in a humorous kind of way?
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What do you mean by that? Funny in weird or funny in a humorous kind of way?
That is nothing you need to worry your pretty lil' head over.
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@Smokin Joe
Oops! Sorry!
On the bright side, it could have been worse ....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj1ykZWtPYI
LOL! I haven't been rick-rolled in ages!
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LOL! I haven't been rick-rolled in ages!
You're welcome! :laugh:
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That is nothing you need to worry your pretty lil' head over.
I'm glad you are looking out for me.