Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem filed for divorce this week, with legal experts expecting her to receive half of her husband's bras in the settlement.
Legal precedent for divorce in South Dakota maintains that Mr. Noem's brassieres are common law property, and so will be equally divided between the two upon completion of the separation.
"This is a fairly straightforward question of spousal 'support,' as it were," said one attorney familiar with the case. "Mrs. Noem is entitled to half of the lingerie, and not just the right or left half. Both parties will have to work together to see who each asset is, at the end of the day, the best fit for."
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