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General Category => Sports/Entertainment/MSM/Social Media => Books and Authors => Topic started by: PeteS in CA on September 16, 2021, 02:38:41 pm

Title: General Milley Rides Through Streets Of Beijing Shouting ‘The Americans Are Coming!’
Post by: PeteS in CA on September 16, 2021, 02:38:41 pm

General Milley Rides Through Streets Of Beijing Shouting ‘The Americans Are Coming!’

https://babylonbee.com/news/general-milley-rides-through-streets-of-beijing-shouting-the-americans-are-coming (https://babylonbee.com/news/general-milley-rides-through-streets-of-beijing-shouting-the-americans-are-coming)

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BEIJING—General Mark Milley was heard last night riding through the streets of Beijing, desperately warning the Chinese with the clarion call, "The Americans are coming! The Americans are coming!!"

"Hey look, those Chinese generals are my buddies, they deserve fair warning—I've known them for ten years now, and they are always so nice to me. They were super supportive about that whole Afghanistan withdrawal thing—those friendships are more important than some job," explained General Milley, America's highest-ranking military officer.

 :facepalm: More obvious fake news from The Babylon Bee! :facepalm: IRL, Milley would use his phone, not a horse. :facepalm:

Title: Re: General Milley Rides Through Streets Of Beijing Shouting ‘The Americans Are Coming!’
Post by: Kamaji on September 16, 2021, 03:05:39 pm

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