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General Category => World News => Topic started by: Elderberry on January 23, 2024, 01:08:27 pm
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Lawrence Person's BattleSwarm Blog 1/22/2024
“I’ll take Absurd News (https://proiqra.com/russia-claims-alaska-and-part-of-asia-in-vladimir-putins-decree-world-news-pi-news/) for $200.”
Russia laid the groundwork for expanding its soft power across North America and Asia with a new executive order signed by Vladimir Putin last week.
The new order provides funds for the search, registration and legal protection of Russian properties abroad, including land and buildings located on the territory of the former Russian Empire and the Soviet Union.
Among the areas affected by the new decree is Alaska, which was sold to the United States in 1867 and still has communities with close ties to Russia.
Central and Eastern Europe, Scandinavia, and large parts of Asia were once part of the former empire.
However, the Institute for the Study of War (ISW) notes that “it is not clear what Russia’s current or historical assets consist of.”
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You may remember that America bought Alaska from Russia for $7.2 million in 1867 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alaska_Purchase).
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Evidently Putin’s continuing inability to conquer Ukraine, a former vassal state laying right next door, wasn’t enough of a humiliation for him, and he needs to pretend he can go toe-to-toe with the world’s only hyperpower to reclaim the 49th state over a century-and-and half old case of buyer’s remorse.
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Let’s, for the moment, set aside the distinct possibility that this declaration of suzerainty over former Soviet states not only implicitly threatens the Baltic Nations, but also Georgia, Azerbaijan, Armenia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Uzbekistan, and Turkmenistan.
Basically, all the Stans.
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Still, the “just wants to watch the world burn” part of me wants to see Pooty-Poot’s Russia try to conquer Alaska, if only because the American reaction to whatever half-assed misexpedition across the Bearing Strait Russia is able to launch might result in the complete seizure of the Kuril-Aleut oil fields in far eastern Siberia. Indeed, I imagine that it wouldn’t even be a week before American air power completely wrecked the fragile Transiberian Railway and Highway, making Russian forces in the far east completely SOL. At that point, an American air and sea bridge from Alaska would still provide more reliable logistical support than Russia’s long, primitive and fragile Transiberian transport network.
More: https://www.battleswarmblog.com/?p=57006 (https://www.battleswarmblog.com/?p=57006)
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Confirmed by TASS, i.e. Russian State Media:
Russia to allocate funds for search of Soviet, Imperial Russian property abroad
https://tass.com/russia/1734479