The Briefing Room
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Free Vulcan on August 15, 2019, 05:26:43 pm
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—The American state department has come up with an ingenious plan to solve China's democratic protest problems and make our nation great again in one fell swoop.
Through some great negotiating on the part of Donald Trump, we've struck a deal to trade all of our country's Communists for Hong Kong's democratic protesters.
After the deal was made, the military began rounding up the Communists---who didn't complain, as they're all for an authoritarian state---and putting them in cargo planes. They were then flown across the Pacific Ocean and dropped off in Hong Kong before the democratic protesters in China were loaded up into the now-empty planes and flown back to America.
https://babylonbee.com/news/america-offers-to-trade-its-communists-for-democratic-protesters-in-hong-kong