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General Category => Sports/Entertainment/MSM/Social Media => Topic started by: Bender2 on August 22, 2012, 01:54:16 pm

Title: Week 3 NFL Pre-Season Picks
Post by: Bender2 on August 22, 2012, 01:54:16 pm
Gadzooks, not only is it is dress rehearsal time, sportsfans... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Newsweek-1a.gif) but for once in a blue moon, "Newsweek" and I agree on their cover story.
Okay, Thursday night games are as follows:
Green Bay 27 at Cincinnati 10: Pack victory & big's frenzy...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/big-stamp-4.gif) honored on new USPS stamp--
Jacksonville 10 at Baltimore 14:  Hitch still swears by that Black Byrd Defense...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep14/a-birds-3L.gif) and so do I--
Arizona 9 at Tennessee 24:  The Fisherless Boys...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jeff-1-R.gif) find another acorn--
Friday night it is Philadelphia 17 at Cleveland 24:  The Real McCoy shows his stuff...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-j-BB/KillAll-iggles.gif) in the 4th quarter--
Atlanta 35 at Miami 13:  Vick's Old Team bites the Phins...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Falcon-Fishing-1-L.gif) right where it hurts--
New England 31 at Tampa Bay 17:  If its good enough for Brady...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Brady-1.gif) its good enough for me--
San Diego 28 at Minnesota 9: Even a cross-dressing quarterback... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/drag-queen-Barbie-PhillipeBlond-L.gif) cannot help the Viqueens--
Chicago 10 at NY Giants 38:  Before all you Bears fans start screaming 'Defense! Defense!" just remember...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Roadkill-bear-2-L.gif) Brian Urlacher just got dumped by Jenny McCarthy--
Jenny, why did you break up...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/JennyMcCarthy-1a-L.gif) with Brian Urlacher?
Well...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/JennyMcCarthy-1-L.gif) well-- I guess--
It was when I found out Brian...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/JennyMcCarthy-1b-L.gif) was not a Dallas Cowboy.
Seattle 13 at Kansas City 27: MY Old Dallas Texans welcome the Seahags and disrupt...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-j-BB/Blazing-Slim.gif) their dance routine--
Now, on Saturday night:
Indianapolis 24 at Washington 10:  RG3 finds...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep14/2-Deadskins3-L-200.gif)  Luck is not on his side--
Pittsburgh 38 at Buffalo 3:  Yes, Big Ben is raping...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/DeadBuffalo-1-L.gif) and pillaging dead animals again!--
Detroit 24 at Oakland 9:  Raider Fans on the outside...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/RaiderFans-1.gif) looking in again--
Houston 31 at New Orleans 10:  The thousand yars and one-half stare...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep14/Goodell-1-R.gif) is still in effect--
Sunday is my 65th birthday and in my honor the NFL has these games:
San Francisco 27 at Denver 14: Old Man Manning drops his soap...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/DroppedSoapR.gif) in Denver shower--
Carolina 9 at NY Jets 31: Tebow's Widlcat runs...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Roadkill-panthers-1-L.gif) over Panthers--
Oh, yeah...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-BB/BenderDS-L-225.gif)  almost forgot St. Louis 17 at Dallas 31:  So many injuries, we had to used one of our Cowgals...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep14/2-DCC-1-R.gif) at the tight end spot--
What's so funny, Charlie?  Is it...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Denise-Charlie-2-L.gif) Bendy's picks?
No, Denise, but I do find it funny...   (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Denise-Charlie-1-L.gif) you are sleeping with Bender again--
Why, Charlie, why...   (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Denise-Charlie-2a-L.gif)  would you think that?
Honey, I've seen...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Denise-Charlie-3-L.gif) your new tattoo!
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/DeniseRichards-1aBW-R.gif)
Bend!  Say it ain't so?  Not....  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/ChrisBerman-2.gif) with Charlie Sheen's old, worn out squeeze--
STFU Chris!  That's Bender...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Fairlane-200.gif)  you are talking about!