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State Chapters => Florida => Topic started by: Hoodat on November 21, 2023, 04:38:14 pm
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Florida man caught ‘defecating’ on possum ‘in full view of motoring public during busy traffic hours’
JERRY LAMBE | Nov 20th, 2023, 6:05 pm
A 45-year-old man in Florida was arrested last week after a police officer allegedly witnessed him pulling down his pants and “defecating” atop a dead possum that was on the side of the road during the middle of rush hour and “in full view of the motoring public.” Robert A. Wilcox was taken into custody on Wednesday and charged with one count of exposure of sexual organs in a public place, court records show.
According to a copy of a probable cause affidavit obtained by Law&Crime, the incident took place at about 5:23 p.m. on Wednesday, Nov. 15. The document states that on that date, Wilcox was near Belcher Road and Willow Tree Trail — which is about 20 miles west of Tampa — when he was observed by numerous people “defecating on a deceased opossum.” In doing so, police emphasized in the arrest report that Wilcox had his “pants lowered” and his “anal region” was fully exposed to onlookers. . .
https://lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-man-caught-defecating-on-possum-in-full-view-of-motoring-public-during-busy-traffic-hours-cops/
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He was just makin' sure it wasn't playin' 'possum...
(They'd have changed his name to Claude if it had.)