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General Category => Economy/Business => Topic started by: libertybele on July 06, 2021, 07:29:00 pm

Title: Treasury Announces Minting Of New Biden Coin Worth Sixteen Cents
Post by: libertybele on July 06, 2021, 07:29:00 pm
Treasury Announces Minting Of New Biden Coin Worth Sixteen Cents

To commemorate Biden securing a 16 cent savings on barbecue expenses for every American this year, the U.S. Treasury has announced the minting of a new 16 cent coin featuring Biden's likeness stamped on them.

"This will be an eternal symbol of America's gratitude for Biden securing such a life-changing amount of savings for us all," said Treasury Spokesperson Marc Monopoly. "For all time, the memory of our great leader will be immortalized on this really handy 16 cent piece, forever reminding the American people what Joe Biden did for them in the summer of 2021."

Now, whenever Americans go to the store to spend their 16 cent barbecue savings, they will no longer have to carry an inconvenient combination of a dime, a nickel, and a penny. Instead, they can carry a handy Biden coin-- which features an ice cream cone on one side, with Biden's profile on the other, and Joe's timeless American catchphrase, "Come on, man!"..........

https://babylonbee.com/news/treasury-announces-minting-of-new-biden-coin-worth-sixteen-cents
Title: Re: Treasury Announces Minting Of New Biden Coin Worth Sixteen Cents
Post by: Kamaji on July 06, 2021, 07:39:48 pm
The negative Twelve Dollar Bill would be a good denomination for brain-dead biden:

(https://preview.redd.it/o7pfuvgus6p51.png?width=1117&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9d88cdaac6da5d7bdcfe565bdc2e8eda8685789)

Every time one uses it, one owes $12.
Title: Re: Treasury Announces Minting Of New Biden Coin Worth Sixteen Cents
Post by: LegalAmerican on July 06, 2021, 07:42:02 pm
Treasury Announces Minting Of New Biden Coin Worth Sixteen Cents

To commemorate Biden securing a 16 cent savings on barbecue expenses for every American this year, the U.S. Treasury has announced the minting of a new 16 cent coin featuring Biden's likeness stamped on them.

"This will be an eternal symbol of America's gratitude for Biden securing such a life-changing amount of savings for us all," said Treasury Spokesperson Marc Monopoly. "For all time, the memory of our great leader will be immortalized on this really handy 16 cent piece, forever reminding the American people what Joe Biden did for them in the summer of 2021."

Now, whenever Americans go to the store to spend their 16 cent barbecue savings, they will no longer have to carry an inconvenient combination of a dime, a nickel, and a penny. Instead, they can carry a handy Biden coin-- which features an ice cream cone on one side, with Biden's profile on the other, and Joe's timeless American catchphrase, "Come on, man!"..........

https://babylonbee.com/news/treasury-announces-minting-of-new-biden-coin-worth-sixteen-cents


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Title: Re: Treasury Announces Minting Of New Biden Coin Worth Sixteen Cents
Post by: libertybele on July 06, 2021, 08:00:26 pm
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Title: Re: Treasury Announces Minting Of New Biden Coin Worth Sixteen Cents
Post by: LegalAmerican on July 06, 2021, 08:03:33 pm
Love it!  lol
Title: Re: Treasury Announces Minting Of New Biden Coin Worth Sixteen Cents
Post by: LegalAmerican on July 06, 2021, 08:06:50 pm
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