Imagine if all the McDonalds in Augusta, Georgia (the most “churched” evangelical city in America, according to the Barna Group) issued “Jesus fries” with a cross on them and the corporate office called it a “fun way to show our support of the Christian community.” The world would figuratively (and for some, literally) end.
Jesus Fries. That made me laugh.
Seriously, though, the waffle fries at Chick-fil-A are almost good enough to be called the "Official French-fried Potato of The Lord". Too bad it is a 30 mile drive to get to the nearest Chick-fil-A.