I am left with the impression that whoever came up with this 'concept' has never had sex

So basically you are a moderate at best and not a conservative. You can sneer at conservatism all you want, I do know that liberalism hasn't worked in the past, isn't working now, and certainly won't work in the future. 

This country was built on conservative principles and values.

Just because the DOW has hit 40,000 does not indicate that the economy is healthy.  Though the inflation rate has come down from pandemic rates, people are still struggling to put gas in their tanks, food on their tables and a roof over their heads. On top of that property insurance and taxes have gone up substantially.

Are we headed for a market crash?  Perhaps and I think likely.  I'm not talking just a correction.