The Briefing Room
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: ABX on June 26, 2018, 02:17:00 am
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Somehow I can't stop giggling at the title.
.....I remember thinking at some point that I hoped when I became an old lady, I’d be one of the nicer ones. Then, of course, it dawned on me that I was in the process of becoming the kind of older lady I would be, and I needed to start working on that now.
Now I am in my “middle years,†but with “old age†looming some time in the future (when exactly it starts keeps getting pushed back further and further 🙂 ), I’ve started to think in a more concentrated manner about becoming the right kind of older lady. So I thought I’d preach to myself a little bit in preparation. You’re welcome to read along. Keep in mind I am preaching to myself, not older ladies – that’s not my place.....
https://barbarah.wordpress.com/2015/02/04/how-not-to-become-an-old-biddy/
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Choose ye this day: Cookies or cats.
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Choose ye this day: Cookies or cats.
(http://www.themadcatlady.com/wp-content/gallery/me-me-me/cimg0116.jpg)
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Don't let @corbe see this or he'll start a poll.
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How did you know @endicom that half of the polls I start never get by the site editors?
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Don't let @corbe see this or he'll start a poll.
Wait, Corbe is a dude? Like biological or just identification?
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Wait, Corbe is a dude? Like biological or just identification?
Well, maybe you'll be offered some ID.
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How did you know @endicom that half of the polls I start never get by the site editors?
Try, try again.
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I categorically deny that I am anything other than that azzhole down in Texas.
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Well, maybe you'll be offered some ID.
He did send this Dick pic a while back.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Richard_Nixon,_official_bw_photo,_head_and_shoulders.jpg)
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He did send this Dick pic a while back.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Richard_Nixon,_official_bw_photo,_head_and_shoulders.jpg)
Prostitutes voted for Kennedy because they'd had enough of that and wanted some Jack.
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Here's another source for this topic: https://learnenglishorstarve.wordpress.com/2011/11/26/curmudgeon/
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My husband's grandmother said that people tend to get hard as they age, and they should be vigilant to not let it happen.
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I'm working hard to become like my idol, Red Foreman, and resident Crusty Old Fart.
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I'm working hard to become like my idol, Red Foreman, and resident Crusty Old Fart.
I'm going for Red Green myself. I still have 30 or so years to work on that.
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I'm going for Red Green myself. I still have 30 or so years to work on that.
Red Green is also a worthy role model.
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Red Green is also a worthy role model.
I have the 'not handsome' part down to a tee.
It is going to take a lot of work to get the 'handy' part down.
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This is my role model, the woman I aspire to be.
(https://alchetron.com/cdn/edith-prickley-db344896-d036-4a3b-998b-0ab8766560a-resize-750.jpg)
No one calls Prickley a biddy!
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This is my role model, the woman I aspire to be.
(https://alchetron.com/cdn/edith-prickley-db344896-d036-4a3b-998b-0ab8766560a-resize-750.jpg)
No one calls Prickley a biddy!
I love the leopard print!
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My husband's grandmother said that people tend to get hard as they age, and they should be vigilant to not let it happen.
@CatherineofAragon
Whatever do you mean? My body is soft, not hard. :silly:
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Whatever do you mean? My body is soft, not hard. :silly:
I prefer to think of myself as "fluffy," not flabby.
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I was born crotchety. I've had all the bad traits my whole life. Now get off my lawn!
:2popcorn:
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I was born crotchety. I've had all the bad traits my whole life. Now get off mt lawn!
:2popcorn:
But are you poopin yourself yet?
That's when you've arrived.
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Read this article about 35 years too late.
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But are you poopin yourself yet?
That's when you've arrived.
Shhh! I always figured toilet training would turn me into a neurotic. 💩
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Shhh! I always figured toilet training would turn me into a neurotic. 💩
If you get the walkin-farts, it's already too late.
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If you get the walkin-farts, it's already too late.
Stop puttin' an hourglass on me! LOL! :laugh:
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Stop puttin' an hourglass on me! LOL! :laugh:
😆
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Somehow I can't stop giggling at the title.
Great article to reflect on. Thank you.