My unreplaceable prognostications for this week:
The Dodo Birds over the Clowns
The Dirty Birds over the Punters
The Patriots over the Bisons
The Vicekings over the Kitties
The Oilers over Midgets
The Charredburgers over the Thiefs
The 69ers over the Prop Planes
The Seasparrows over the Lambs
The Buzzards over the Guppies
The Mules over the Traitors
The Jagwursts over the Bungles
The Packers over the Taints
The Buccos over the Deadskins
The Bagels over the Gnats
The Cowdroppings over the Barlies
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