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Title: Unemployment Rate Among Cuomo Brothers Rises To 100%
Post by: mystery-ak on December 05, 2021, 02:36:25 am
Unemployment Rate Among Cuomo Brothers Rises To 100%
U.S.

NEW YORK, NY—The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics is reporting a drastic rise in the unemployment rate among brothers in the Cuomo family, saying it has increased to a record 100%. "This is unprecedented among Cuomos," said BLS Commissioner Bob Labor. "Contributing factors may include a struggling economy, as well as the fact that they're both corrupt skeezy pervs."

Experts expect the Cuomo unemployment rate to tick down later next year when they release their bestselling tell-all books about being corrupt skeezy pervs and run for public office.

https://babylonbee.com/news/unemployment-rate-among-chris-cuomos-rises-to-100
December 4th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com
Title: Re: Unemployment Rate Among Cuomo Brothers Rises To 100%
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on December 05, 2021, 02:49:10 am
Matilda must be so proud.
Title: Re: Unemployment Rate Among Cuomo Brothers Rises To 100%
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on December 05, 2021, 02:55:53 am
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Title: Re: Unemployment Rate Among Cuomo Brothers Rises To 100%
Post by: catfish1957 on December 05, 2021, 04:53:45 am
Quote from: Right_in_Virginia on December 05, 2021, 02:55:53 am
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I wouldn't let those sleazy mf'ers within 10 feet of any food I was going to eat. 

Need to photo-shop those heads on a trash truck.
Title: Re: Unemployment Rate Among Cuomo Brothers Rises To 100%
Post by: Cyber Liberty on December 05, 2021, 04:31:20 pm
Quote from: catfish1957 on December 05, 2021, 04:53:45 am
I wouldn't let those sleazy mf'ers within 10 feet of any food I was going to eat. 

Need to photo-shop those heads on a trash truck.

Working at a Subway and driving trash trucks are honorable jobs.  There needs to be a shoop of both of them holding "Will Work for Food" signs written on cardboard.
Title: Re: Unemployment Rate Among Cuomo Brothers Rises To 100%
Post by: Cyber Liberty on December 05, 2021, 06:38:18 pm
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Title: Re: Unemployment Rate Among Cuomo Brothers Rises To 100%
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on December 05, 2021, 08:41:14 pm
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