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Title: Jilted Chris Christie fantasizes before an audience about a ‘death match’ in which Trump died, accus
Post by: mystery-ak on April 26, 2024, 03:50:30 pm
April 25, 2024
Jilted Chris Christie fantasizes before an audience about a ‘death match’ in which Trump died, accuses Trump of looking ‘terrible’
By Olivia Murray

“If you look at Trump physically right now, he looks terrible,” said the wildebeest of New Jersey who left the all-you-can-eat buffet line (with FUPA in tow) long enough to plop himself in an oversized chair on a stage before a progressive audience at the University of Chicago, where he spent the better part of his allotted time fixated on the former president. (FUPA refers to the Front Upper Pubic Area, or that fanny pack of blubber nestled on Chris Christie’s lap.)

Here’s a video clip of that moment, because the irony is just unreal:

https://twitter.com/Jules31415/status/1783205765492453551
Title: Re: Jilted Chris Christie fantasizes before an audience about a ‘death match’ in which Trump died, a
Post by: DefiantMassRINO on April 26, 2024, 03:56:29 pm
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If this whole "American Experiment" thing doesn't work out, gladiator fights to the death are an alternate means to electing Presidents.  If this was the current electoral system, we wouldn't have to choose between two senile geezers in the 2024 Election.
Title: Re: Jilted Chris Christie fantasizes before an audience about a ‘death match’ in which Trump died, a
Post by: mystery-ak on April 26, 2024, 04:12:21 pm
https://twitter.com/SaraGonzalesTX/status/1783891568664920342
Title: Re: Jilted Chris Christie fantasizes before an audience about a ‘death match’ in which Trump died, a
Post by: mountaineer on April 26, 2024, 04:16:34 pm
Chris could wipe Trump out, just by sitting on him.
Title: Re: Jilted Chris Christie fantasizes before an audience about a ‘death match’ in which Trump died, a
Post by: PeteS in CA on April 26, 2024, 04:16:56 pm
"Jilted"? Rejected would be more accurate.
Title: Re: Jilted Chris Christie fantasizes before an audience about a ‘death match’ in which Trump died, a
Post by: Cyber Liberty on April 27, 2024, 01:34:55 am
OK, Christie Kreem is starting to get really weird.
Title: Re: Jilted Chris Christie fantasizes before an audience about a ‘death match’ in which Trump died, a
Post by: libertybele on April 27, 2024, 01:36:05 am
Quote from: Cyber Liberty on April 27, 2024, 01:34:55 am
OK, Christie Kreem is starting to get really weird.

Obviously he doesn't like being rejected or becoming irrelevant.