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Title: Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China
Post by: truth_seeker on March 20, 2014, 09:03:54 pm
https://plus.google.com/+BenCOGrimm/posts/WdzmWrnZE5C

Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China

 [The Lapine] :: [Excerpt:] Elated by his success in reclaiming Crimea for the Russian Republic, President Vladmir Putin is setting his sights on further expansion. His next target is Alaska. “Alaska is legitimate Russian territory, just like Crimea,” asserted Kremlin spokesman Ivan Protopopoff. “It should be returned to the Motherland.” [More at the link.] :: #spoof
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Title: Re: Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China
Post by: Gazoo on March 20, 2014, 09:15:44 pm
This may not be a parody down the road. Is it on the onion as well?
Title: Re: Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China
Post by: musiclady on March 20, 2014, 09:36:38 pm
The best parodies are those which are closest to the truth.
Title: Re: Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China
Post by: Oceander on March 20, 2014, 11:51:25 pm
almost had a heart attack when i read the headline!


Talk about being able to see Russia from your windows
Title: Re: Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China
Post by: kevindavis007 on March 21, 2014, 01:01:45 am
He may do it..
Title: Re: Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China
Post by: Chieftain on March 21, 2014, 01:16:29 am
One of the talking heads on Fox suggested that since Putin has declared a responsibility to defend Russian speaking people all over the world, his next stop might well be Brooklyn.....

 :smokin:
Title: Re: Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China
Post by: Oceander on March 21, 2014, 02:47:24 am
Quote from: Chieftain on March 21, 2014, 01:16:29 am
One of the talking heads on Fox suggested that since Putin has declared a responsibility to defend Russian speaking people all over the world, his next stop might well be Brooklyn.....

 :smokin:

I wouldn't laugh at that one
Title: Re: Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China
Post by: 240B on March 21, 2014, 03:15:37 am
Just listen to the words, he is describing America perfectly
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eepsCXpLY4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eepsCXpLY4)