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Title: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: Wingnut on April 24, 2017, 12:25:06 am
Can't be worse than scrubbing the toilet with your nasty roommates tooth brush to get even with him for eating the last twinkie....
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: mirraflake on April 24, 2017, 12:33:53 am
Swapping fluids with your wife is ok but not sharing the toothbrush..morning breath residue and old food particles are on that brush.

Why did God make the vagina self cleaning but not the mouth?
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: corbe on April 24, 2017, 12:41:18 am
   I'd drink her bathwater.
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: Smokin Joe on April 24, 2017, 03:11:18 am
Swapping fluids with your wife is ok but not sharing the toothbrush..morning breath residue and old food particles are on that brush.

Why did God make the vagina self cleaning but not the mouth?
It cuts down on drooling that way. Besides, who wants to spend a week a month chewing on a cotton cigar?
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: roamer_1 on April 24, 2017, 05:42:06 am
Not if she don't find out...
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: Joe Wooten on April 26, 2017, 07:21:48 pm
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Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: bigheadfred on April 30, 2017, 01:45:31 pm
Depends on who has the disease, don't it?
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: andy58-in-nh on April 30, 2017, 01:52:24 pm
It depends what's been in her mouth most recently.
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: bigheadfred on April 30, 2017, 02:00:52 pm
It depends what's been in her mouth most recently.

And for how long.
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: anubias on April 30, 2017, 04:44:47 pm
Husband thinks my toothbrush is so much nicer than his no matter what brush I buy him.  After thirty years, I've accepted the fact that I will share my toothbrush.  Some things just aren't worth getting all in a lather about.
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: Frank Cannon on April 30, 2017, 04:53:22 pm
I know where my wife's mouth has been. No way she uses my toothbrush.
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: montanajoe on May 02, 2017, 01:19:45 am
Occasionally I can't quite remember which is which and use hers which totally grosses her out...she keeps 5 or 10 spares on hand for just such an eventuality... actually if she'd just pick a color and stick to it I would not have to try to decipher the current toothbrush of the week...
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: bigheadfred on May 02, 2017, 01:25:38 am
Occasionally I can't quite remember which is which and use hers which totally grosses her out...she keeps 5 or 10 spares on hand for just such an eventuality... actually if she'd just pick a color and stick to it I would not have to try to decipher the current toothbrush of the week...

 :beer:
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: Smokin Joe on May 02, 2017, 04:31:19 am
Occasionally I can't quite remember which is which and use hers which totally grosses her out...she keeps 5 or 10 spares on hand for just such an eventuality... actually if she'd just pick a color and stick to it I would not have to try to decipher the current toothbrush of the week...
Just put a piece of black tape around the handle.
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: Wingnut on May 02, 2017, 12:00:25 pm
Just put a piece of black tape around the handle.

Electrical or Duct?
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: Smokin Joe on May 02, 2017, 12:21:03 pm
Electrical or Duct?
Electrical. She can peel it off while she's cussing at you. Otherwise, if she likes the idea, go for the gorilla tape. It'll outlast the bristles.
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: Wingnut on May 02, 2017, 12:23:36 pm
Electrical. She can peel it off while she's cussing at you. Otherwise, if she likes the idea, go for the gorilla tape. It'll outlast the bristles.
:beer:

Nice!
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: montanajoe on May 02, 2017, 04:55:45 pm
Just put a piece of black tape around the handle.


Or maybe around the wife...hmmm :pondering:
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: Millee on May 02, 2017, 05:09:12 pm
I know where my wife's mouth has been. No way she uses my toothbrush.

 000hehehehe
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: Applewood on May 04, 2017, 08:37:08 pm
Why would anyone have to share?  Are toothbrushes that expensive? 
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: anubias on May 05, 2017, 08:00:12 pm
Why would anyone have to share?  Are toothbrushes that expensive?

I have asked my husband this very question many, many times. His are always blue.  He just laughs as he uses my non-blue one.  I did tell him one time I used that brush to clean the dog diarrhea off my shoe.  He kept right on grinning and brushing.  I had it in the "for nasty cleaning" drawer and he dug it out.  I assume he thought I hid it there for safe-keeping.  Like anyone would keep her toothbrush in such a place?   :shrug:
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: anubias on May 05, 2017, 08:08:53 pm
And while I'm running my head, I thought I'd post something completely off topic. Just passed a company that manufactures tooling equipment and whatnot.  "Daifuku". Think I'd pass on that outfit.
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: bigheadfred on May 06, 2017, 03:04:46 am
And while I'm running my head, I thought I'd post something completely off topic. Just passed a company that manufactures tooling equipment and whatnot.  "Daifuku". Think I'd pass on that outfit.

It gets better. "Daifuku" is a Japanese confection, too.
Title: Re: Is it Gross to Share a Toothbrush with Your Spouse?
Post by: anubias on May 11, 2017, 09:11:50 pm
It gets better. "Daifuku" is a Japanese confection, too.

Yikes!  Sounds like something Putin would feed to those he wants disappeared.