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Title: Members Thought of the Day
Post by: Wingnut on July 22, 2019, 01:03:03 am

Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.

Title: Re: Members Thought of the Day
Post by: andy58-in-nh on July 22, 2019, 01:06:07 am

Quote from: The Ghost on July 22, 2019, 01:03:03 am

Telling a woman to clam down works about as well as trying to baptist a cat.

I didn't know Baptists ate clams.

Title: Re: Members Thought of the Day
Post by: Wingnut on July 22, 2019, 01:08:12 am

Quote from: andy58-in-nh on July 22, 2019, 01:06:07 am

I didn't know Baptists ate clams.

I hate ewe.

Title: Re: Members Thought of the Day
Post by: andy58-in-nh on July 22, 2019, 01:11:04 am

Quote from: The Ghost on July 22, 2019, 01:08:12 am

I hate ewe.

Don't be sheepish, now.

Title: Re: Members Thought of the Day
Post by: andy58-in-nh on July 22, 2019, 01:32:52 am

Quote from: The Ghost on July 22, 2019, 01:15:46 am

You sheared me on two points.

Well, that's better than being fleeced. Or having the wool pulled over your eyes, for that matter.

Title: Re: Members Thought of the Day
Post by: ChemEngrMBA on January 20, 2020, 06:34:41 pm

Quote from: Wingnut on July 22, 2019, 01:08:12 am

I hate ewe.

Try ram then.

Title: Re: Members Thought of the Day
Post by: corbe on January 20, 2020, 06:50:48 pm

    Sheep have become LESS scared since you moved out of Texas.

Title: Re: Members Thought of the Day
Post by: unite for individuality on January 28, 2020, 10:28:59 pm

Quote from: Wingnut on July 22, 2019, 01:03:03 am

Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat.

One time this woman I know needed a ride to pick up her psychiatric medication.
When we arrived, they didn't have it ready, and she started going off on them.
They told her to calm down, and she replied,
"Calm down? That's what I need the medication for!"