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Title: ‘Ecosexual’ Woman Claims She Is in an ‘Erotic’ Relationship with a Tree
Post by: rangerrebew on December 27, 2023, 03:18:03 pm
‘Ecosexual’ Woman Claims She Is in an ‘Erotic’ Relationship with a Tree
 
Sonja Semyonovabodystoryteller/Instagram
HANNAH BLEAU KNUDSEN26 Dec 20234,207
 
A woman who describes herself as “ecosexual” believes she is in the midst of a love affair with an oak tree.

The woman, Sonja Semyonova, 45, claims she connected with the tree during her lonely, solo walks in the summer of 2021. Those walks began in 2020, during the coronavirus pandemic. It was the same year that she moved to Vancouver Island in British Columbia, Canada.

“I was walking a path near the tree five days a week for the whole winter. I noticed a connection with the tree,” she said, explaining that she had been “craving that rush of erotic energy that comes when you meet a new partner, and that is not sustainable.”

“The presence I feel with the tree is what I’m looking for, but that’s a fantasy with a person,” she said, further describing her experience with the tree.

https://www.breitbart.com/pre-viral/2023/12/26/ecosexual-woman-claims-she-is-in-an-erotic-relationship-with-a-tree/
Title: Re: ‘Ecosexual’ Woman Claims She Is in an ‘Erotic’ Relationship with a Tree
Post by: rangerrebew on December 27, 2023, 03:20:14 pm
What's so bad with that?  My hind end has a porcelainsexual love affair with the toilet every morning. :tongue2:
Title: Re: ‘Ecosexual’ Woman Claims She Is in an ‘Erotic’ Relationship with a Tree
Post by: catfish1957 on December 27, 2023, 03:21:47 pm
This one might have more punch iines than leaves on a tree.
Title: Re: ‘Ecosexual’ Woman Claims She Is in an ‘Erotic’ Relationship with a Tree
Post by: Free Vulcan on December 27, 2023, 03:44:08 pm
(https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/original/iTjl4y7ZOP79GBMAiNtqz6mpAxq.jpg)

I'm not a slut!
Title: Re: ‘Ecosexual’ Woman Claims She Is in an ‘Erotic’ Relationship with a Tree
Post by: LMAO on December 27, 2023, 04:18:45 pm
She needs to have a relationship with sanity
Title: Re: ‘Ecosexual’ Woman Claims She Is in an ‘Erotic’ Relationship with a Tree
Post by: mountaineer on December 27, 2023, 04:22:32 pm
Yikes. The splinters.
Title: Re: ‘Ecosexual’ Woman Claims She Is in an ‘Erotic’ Relationship with a Tree
Post by: rustynail on December 27, 2023, 05:07:20 pm
She will be taking leave to tie the knot?
Title: Re: ‘Ecosexual’ Woman Claims She Is in an ‘Erotic’ Relationship with a Tree
Post by: Smokin Joe on December 27, 2023, 05:22:39 pm
Got wood?
Termites?
Woodpeckers are your friends...
Somewhere, ACORN is at the bottom of this.
Why settle for one ring when you can have 100?
Is her bark worse than her bite?
Title: Re: ‘Ecosexual’ Woman Claims She Is in an ‘Erotic’ Relationship with a Tree
Post by: DefiantMassRINO on December 27, 2023, 05:25:03 pm
Got morning wood?
Title: Re: ‘Ecosexual’ Woman Claims She Is in an ‘Erotic’ Relationship with a Tree
Post by: Weird Tolkienish Figure on December 27, 2023, 08:09:51 pm
A tree bleep. Literally?
Title: Re: ‘Ecosexual’ Woman Claims She Is in an ‘Erotic’ Relationship with a Tree
Post by: 240B on December 27, 2023, 08:14:45 pm
She is pining for sex