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Briefing Room Polls (Guests Welcome!) => The Briefingroom Polls => Topic started by: catfish1957 on October 17, 2021, 02:41:26 pm
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Many Many Many years ago, my wife and I had an argument about the most mundane of things... What is the correct way to replace to the toilet paper. Well, as far as our household it wasn't a battle for a hill that I was willing to fight for. **nononono*
Settle it once and for all Briefers.......
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Become a Muslim and just use your hand?
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However Mrs. Liberty wants it....
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I'm a free-roller myself. Ain't been toilet paper in the rack since there was a woman around here. It stays on a shelf directly overhead of the pot. Probably a preference from years and years of camp life.
And that. friends, solves the whole dilemma.
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I needed two replies. Always check the weed option with the real answer.
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Depends on if there is a cat in the home, otherwise I'd just leave it loose but being a well trained husband...
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I needed two replies.
Me, too. The end goes over the top, and I have a bidet attachment.
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Corn cob option.
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Many Many Many years ago, my wife and I had an argument about the most mundane of things... What is the correct way to replace to the toilet paper. Well, as far as our household it wasn't a battle for a hill that I was willing to fight for. **nononono*
Settle it once and for all Briefers.......
I would not have married my wife if she was one who put the rolls on the wrong way.
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I'm a free-roller myself. Ain't been toilet paper in the rack since there was a woman around here. It stays on a shelf directly overhead of the pot. Probably a preference from years and years of camp life.
And that. friends, solves the whole dilemma.
I'm down with that. The wife though is a bit more orderly.
(btw, the thing that won her over when we were dating was that I put the seat back down.)
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I'm a free-roller myself. Ain't been toilet paper in the rack since there was a woman around here. It stays on a shelf directly overhead of the pot. Probably a preference from years and years of camp life.
And that. friends, solves the whole dilemma.
Uh huh. Is the free end wound clockwise or counter clockwise? :silly: :tongue2:
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I'm down with that. The wife though is a bit more orderly.
(btw, the thing that won her over when we were dating was that I put the seat back down.)
Mine was my spotless toilets, not even a hint of a ring.
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Corn cob option.
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Uh huh. Is the free end wound clockwise or counter clockwise? :silly: :tongue2:
Right-hand rule.
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I'm a free-roller myself. Ain't been toilet paper in the rack since there was a woman around here. It stays on a shelf directly overhead of the pot. Probably a preference from years and years of camp life.
And that. friends, solves the whole dilemma.
Free rollers unite! Stop the oppression of the fascist toilet paper rackers!
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Free rollers unite! Stop the oppression of the fascist toilet paper rackers!
There is an advantage in being a racker... But y'all go ahead, drop the roll.... Hope the outhouse isn't on a hill...
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Uh huh. Is the free end wound clockwise or counter clockwise? :silly: :tongue2:
Depends upon which thumb is in the hole... :whistle: And yes I have left a whole lot of low hanging fruit in that statement... :laugh:
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I'm down with that. The wife though is a bit more orderly.
But any redneck gal will walk around the house with a partial roll in place of Kleenex... Go figger. Its a thing in the pickup... Always keep a partial behind the seat in that little cubby Chevys have there... And it is there for emergency service. An important service... Until a woman finds out it is there, and then it will be gone... Used up on sleeveless sniffles. Then comes the time for its utility, and one is left running frantically through the woods trying to find a stick to whittle.. Or a rabbit, if you're lucky. happy77.
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Mine was my spotless toilets, not even a hint of a ring.
Yeah... That's where mine knows I'm pissin off the porch. :shrug:
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Free rollers unite! Stop the oppression of the fascist toilet paper rackers!
YES! Power to the pee pole! :beer:
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... Used up on sleeveless sniffles. Then comes the time for its utility, and one is left running frantically through the woods trying to find a stick to whittle.. Or a rabbit, if you're lucky. happy77.
I'm sure you know the story of the bear and the rabbit both taking a dump in the woods. The bear looks over at the rabbit and says, "Say there, Rabbit. Do you ever have a problem with sh!t sticking to your fur?" The rabbit answers back, "Why no, Mr. Bear. I've never had that problem." So the bear reached over, grabbed hold of the rabbit, and wiped his ass with him.
True story.
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When we moved in, hubby installed toilet paper holders -- the dang thing is 33 inches up from the floor (it's ridiculous, and off center) but far be it for me to complain after the holes were drilled and holder mounted. -- I've gotten used to it .... BUT ....
According to the National Kitchen and Bath Association, a wall-mounted toilet paper holder works best if installed 26 inches above the floor, on center. "On center" means that the center of the holder, as opposed to the bottom or top of it, is 26 inches above the floor. This installation height works well with standard as well as comfort height, or handicapped, toilets.
Distance From Toilet
The other important measurement is that it should be placed eight to 12 inches, on center, from the toilet to the facing wall. Measure from the very front of the toilet bowl. To optimize this measurement, consider the average height of household members and place it eight to 10 inches from the front of the bowl for shorter users and households with kids; place it 10 to 12 inches in front of the bowl for households consisting of taller members.
Final Option
If you are unable to permanently wall mount or cabinet mount a dispenser within these optimal measurements, consider a free-standing dispenser.
https://homeguides.sfgate.com/standard-placement-toilet-paper-dispenser-bathroom-94163.html
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As far as replacing a roll of toilet paper -- pull back the springy thing and put on a roll of toilet paper so that the toilet paper hangs down in front. :shrug:
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As far as replacing a roll of toilet paper -- pull back the springy thing and put on a roll of toilet paper so that the toilet paper hangs down in front. :shrug:
Well I'm married so what usually happens is as long as my immediate need was taken care of, I just wait till my wife notices that the roll wasn't replaced and takes care of it. Of course this method requires that I opt in for a verbal correction session :shrug:
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I'm a free-roller myself. Ain't been toilet paper in the rack since there was a woman around here. It stays on a shelf directly overhead of the pot. Probably a preference from years and years of camp life.
And that. friends, solves the whole dilemma.
Until you drop it in the bowl...
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Until you drop it in the bowl...
Oddly enough, every time I reach for it, my a** is neatly covering the bowl... so it all works out.
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True story.
I reckon so... :laugh:
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Dang it!
Woke up a few minutes ago and realized I need to change the t.p. Roll.
So this dang poll comes into my mind and now I’m doubting myself if I’m doing it /have been doing it correctly.
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Become a Muslim and just use your hand?
A friend of mine's daughter and son in law are missionaries in Indonesia. He visited them out on this island and got to stay with some of the locals. If you wave with your "wiping hand" it's a great insult to them. I think it's the left.... Anyway he said you really have to be careful. Actually missionaries are not allowed, so they run a resort and do mission work from there under the radar.
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Dang it!
Woke up a few minutes ago and realized I need to change the t.p. Roll.
So this dang poll comes into my mind and now I’m doubting myself if I’m doing it /have been doing it correctly.
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There is no "correct" way, only preferences. Do what works for you!
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When all else fails "weed option".
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When all else fails "weed option".
Just avoid the poison Ivy..
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Oddly enough, every time I reach for it, my a** is neatly covering the bowl... so it all works out.
Best laugh I have had in weeks.... Thanks Roamer!
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I like both, because if I slip-up I don't care to touch the center of the roll... so I want both options available.
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Best laugh I have had in weeks.... Thanks Roamer!
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I like both, because if I slip-up I don't care to touch the center of the roll... so I want both options available.
:beer: :seeya:
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End goes over. My son says that only sociopaths use the under method. He travels frequently and is infamous for his photos of under rolls he finds all over the world. He usually posts them on bookface. :silly: