The Briefing Room
General Category => Sports/Entertainment/MSM/Social Media => Topic started by: sneakypete on December 12, 2018, 06:59:37 pm
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On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a
fatal car accident.
The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting
for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in
Heaven?
When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.
St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has
asked. Let me go find out,'" and he left.
The couple sat and waited, and waited.
Two months passed and the couple were still waiting.
While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't
work out; could you get a divorce in heaven?
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat
bedraggled.
"Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven.â€
"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things
don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?â€
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
"OH, COME ON!," St. Peter shouted. "It took me three months to find a
priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a
lawyer?
Didn't see a humor thread,so figured I would post it here.
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:cool:
They tell me Jesus could never have been born in my part of Texas, as they wouldn't be able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.....
****drummer
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Thanks. :)