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General Category => Editorial/Opinion/Blogs => Topic started by: ABX on April 25, 2018, 08:41:02 pm
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Lance Wallnau once again shows his hypocrisy and deliberate misreading of the Bible in order to get his ignorant and credulous followers to bow their heads to his true savior, Donald Trump. He says anyone who criticizes Trump is obviously under the control of Satan himself.
During on online Bible study session on Friday, Wallnau drew an increasingly jumbled diagram in an effort to visually demonstrate how Trump is “under the authority of God†and protected by “the blood of Jesus Christ,†while Trump’s critics, who are “operating outside of the realm,†are being controlled by Satan.....
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2018/04/25/wallnau-trump-critics-are-controlled-by-satan/?utm_medium=email&utm_source=BRSS&utm_campaign=Nonreligious&utm_content=358 (http://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2018/04/25/wallnau-trump-critics-are-controlled-by-satan/?utm_medium=email&utm_source=BRSS&utm_campaign=Nonreligious&utm_content=358)
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:smokin:
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During on online Bible study session on Friday....
Guy are digging pretty deep for Trump bash shit I see.
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About Ed Brayton
After spending several years touring the country as a stand up comedian, Ed Brayton tired of explaining his jokes to small groups of dazed illiterates and turned to writing as the most common outlet for the voices in his head. He has appeared on the Rachel Maddow Show and the Thom Hartmann Show, and is almost certain that he is the only person ever to make fun of Chuck Norris on C-SPAN.
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During on online Bible study session on Friday....
Guy are digging pretty deep for Trump bash shit I see.
He's like listening to a K-BILLY's "super sounds of the seventies" weekend.
It
Just keeps on coming... Like with this little ditty.
The George Baker Selection: Little green bag.
Insert another Trump Sucks thread here:
Hey. That was the Partiridge Family's "Doesn't Somebody Want to Be Wanted"
Followed by Addison Lighthouse's "Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes"
At K.Billy's Super Sounds of the 70's Weekend just keeps on truckin....
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That's as stupid as saying anyone who voted for him surrendered their principles.
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That's as stupid as saying anyone who voted for him surrendered their principles.
Right, because everyone knows that anyone who voted for Trump doesn't have any principles to surrender. :laugh:
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Right, because everyone knows that anyone who voted for Trump doesn't have any principles to surrender. :laugh:
See there ya go again starting shit
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See there ya go again starting shit
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During on online Bible study session on Friday, Wallnau drew an increasingly jumbled diagram in an effort to visually demonstrate how Trump is “under the authority of God†and protected by “the blood of Jesus Christ,†while Trump’s critics, who are “operating outside of the realm,†are being controlled by Satan.....
Then the same exact scriptures must then apply to Obama and Clinton and every other Democrat President we've ever had in office, and cover all their behaviors and actions in office as Infallible.... like the Pope.
Methinks this false teacher is a hypocrite to boot, because unless he asserted that Obama was protected by the blood of Christ and that anyone critical of Obama was "operating outside of the realm" of God and "controlled by satan", then this perversion of scripture applies to himself.
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LOL!!! God didn't give me the power of discernment just so I could become a deaf, dumb and blind unquestioning sheeple who will follow ANY leader over a cliff when I know better. God gave us (well, most of us anyway) the ability to reason. That means when a leader deserves criticism, you GIVE IT. And that goes for Trump or any other leader that may be coming our way.
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@RoosGirl
Sometimes when I read comments like you just made and @driftdiver responded to it brings back memories of my friends dad, God Bless him gone almost a year, he would get bored and say sh...er, make contentious statements to create a, um, lively discussion. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face! 888high58888
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@RoosGirl
Sometimes when I read comments like you just made and @driftdiver responded to it brings back memories of my friends dad, God Bless him gone almost a year, he would get bored and say sh...er, make contentious statements to create a, um, lively discussion. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face! 888high58888
Yeah... my dad was a bit "cantankerous" too..lol. He once informed his brother (one of them) and his sister-in-law, when they were visiting here in Dallas, that the problem with this country is government workers. They both worked for the government, of course. I wasn't there to see the looks on their faces, but I can imagine. :laugh:
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@RoosGirl
Sometimes when I read comments like you just made and @driftdiver responded to it brings back memories of my friends dad, God Bless him gone almost a year, he would get bored and say sh...er, make contentious statements to create a, um, lively discussion. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face! 888high58888
Didn't you mean:
Cantankerous? :smokin:
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@RoosGirl
Sometimes when I read comments like you just made and @driftdiver responded to it brings back memories of my friends dad, God Bless him gone almost a year, he would get bored and say sh...er, make contentious statements to create a, um, lively discussion. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face! 888high58888
Well thank Satin someone around here knew I was kidding around. Some people are so touchy. 888high58888
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Well thank Satin someone around here knew I was kidding around. Some people are so touchy. 888high58888
Did someone say.... SATIN???
(https://www.thecostumeland.com/images/full/fr555220-vile-vixen-woman-devil-halloween-costumes.jpg)
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Did someone say.... SATIN???
You ever try to sew satin? If you had you would know that it is (almost) appropriately named.
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Did someone say.... SATIN???
(https://www.thecostumeland.com/images/full/fr555220-vile-vixen-woman-devil-halloween-costumes.jpg)
Is she taking applications for soul selling?
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Did someone say.... SATIN???
(https://www.thecostumeland.com/images/full/fr555220-vile-vixen-woman-devil-halloween-costumes.jpg)
Aw, there is nothing like running your fingers across nice smooth, silky satin! I'd post a picture myself, but last time I got a chewing out from some self Right_eous person.
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Is she taking applications for soul selling?
Yes she is. But warning....
you should see what she looks like when she takes those horns off!
(http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/1024/media/images/68862000/jpg/_68862674_68862673.jpg)
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You ever try to sew satin? If you had you would know that it is (almost) appropriately named.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEjHN4MtbSqEe4D8Q/giphy.gif)
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Yes she is. But warning....
you should see what she looks like when she takes those horns off!
Dammit @XenaLee ... You didn't have to do that. *****rollingeyes***** **nononono*
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(http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/1024/media/images/68862000/jpg/_68862674_68862673.jpg)
Visual Salt Peter. Damn you all to hell.
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Visual Salt Peter. Damn you all to hell.
At least she didn't post a picture of Shania Twain.
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At least she didn't post a picture of Shania Twain.
Moo.
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Dammit @XenaLee ... You didn't have to do that. *****rollingeyes***** **nononono*
I did, I did! You know who made me do it!
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I did, I did! You know who made me do it!
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE UP TO!!!!
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I did, I did! You know who made me do it!
A Trump critic?
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I did, I did! You know who made me do it!
Hillary Clinton?
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I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE UP TO!!!!
I think it's supposed to be "I'M ON YOU!!"
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I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE UP TO!!!!
Well tell me and then we'll both know.
(https://st3.depositphotos.com/2101983/15187/v/450/depositphotos_151875308-stock-illustration-cute-angel-emoticon-cat-on.jpg)
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Hillary Clinton?
Keep guessing, but you're very, VERY close, but not quite! Think...
hoofs, horns, scaly....
oh wait.
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Keep guessing, but you're very, VERY close, but not quite! Think...
hoofs, horns, scaly....
oh wait.
Oh, it was @Frank Cannon . Big deal, he makes me do weird stuff all the time.
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oh wait.
Yeah... see?
Easy mistake.
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Well tell me and then we'll both know.
(https://st3.depositphotos.com/2101983/15187/v/450/depositphotos_151875308-stock-illustration-cute-angel-emoticon-cat-on.jpg)
Only I and @GrouchoTex know.
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Yes she is. But warning....
you should see what she looks like when she takes those horns off!
(http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/1024/media/images/68862000/jpg/_68862674_68862673.jpg)
Horns? What about the hood?!
(https://swordattheready.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/emperorhelenthomas.jpg)
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Isn't there a ban on posting that photo here? If not, there should be.
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@RoosGirl
Sometimes when I read comments like you just made and @driftdiver responded to it brings back memories of my friends dad, God Bless him gone almost a year, he would get bored and say sh...er, make contentious statements to create a, um, lively discussion. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face! 888high58888
@GtHawk
Are you calling @RoosGirl old and grumpy?
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Right, because everyone knows that anyone who voted for Trump doesn't have any principles to surrender. :laugh:
1) I wanted Trump to beat Hillary, but I conscientiously refused to cast a vote for him; and
2) Trump wound up beating her without my help.
That's what I call a win-win scenario! (Now I get to exercise my right to support him as a legally constituted POTUS--in the hopes that he will keep his promise to prosecute HRC et al--no matter how appalled I still am by his currently/commonly asinine behavior.)
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1) I wanted Trump to beat Hillary, but I conscientiously refused to cast a vote for him; and
2) Trump wound up beating her without my help.
That's what I call a win-win scenario! (Now I get to exercise my right to support him as a legally constituted POTUS--in the hopes that he will keep his promise to prosecute HRC et al--no matter how appalled I still am by his currently/commonly asinine behavior.)
Listen, if you want to respond seriously to a comment I suggest you find a different thread.
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@GtHawk
Are you calling @RoosGirl old and grumpy?
I ain't old and get off my lawn.
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I ain't old and get off my lawn.
Here. Pull my finger...
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Here. Pull my finger...
Who do you think you are? My husband?
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Who do you think you are? My husband?
Dammit. Old and grumpy, but not senile... yet.
:beer:
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Dammit. Old and grumpy, but not senile... yet.
:beer:
Jury is still out there Jeremiah.
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Jury is still out there Jeremiah.
Y'all are lucky I'm so dang jovial.
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@GtHawk
Are you calling @RoosGirl old and grumpy?
You can't call a broad old and saggy.
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You can't call a broad old and saggy.
Speaking of, did you ever figure out how to adjust the water level in your WC?
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Y'all are lucky I'm so dang jovial.
You jovial?
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Listen, if you want to respond seriously to a comment I suggest you find a different thread.
Oh, I was just using your funny post as an excuse to respond seriously to the IDIOT who says in the headline of the thread that Trump critics are controlled by Satan. (I sometimes take you very seriously indeed and often not so. I ordinarily can spot the difference, so you needn't pretend to be grumpy at me at this time!)
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Oh, I was just using your funny post as an excuse to respond seriously to the IDIOT who says in the headline of the thread that Trump critics are controlled by Satan. (I sometimes take you very seriously indeed and often not so. I ordinarily can spot the difference, so you needn't pretend to be grumpy at me at this time!)
I used to take her seriously. We fought, she cried, I laughed. It was a good time.
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Speaking of, did you ever figure out how to adjust the water level in your WC?
Water level in my West Coast? Put the crack pipe down lady and get with the program.
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I really hate you all right now. More than usual.
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I really hate you all right now. More than usual.
I've seen this train wreck before. I'm getting gone while the getting is not calling 9-1-1....
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I really hate you all right now. More than usual.
@RoosGirl
Well I already worked on my kayak. Fiberglassed the inside of the bottom. It was extremely hard and my respirator broke so I'm loopy right now. But I did get my new hitech fancy material for making composite strengthening bulkheads. Really cool stuff. Oh and my kevlar tape that I'm gonna use.
Really fun stuff but back to you darlin. U looking for a fight?
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I really hate you all right now. More than usual.
Great comeback!
888high58888
Ah, but here's a comeback to your comeback: If you can't take the heat, ma'am, get back into the kitchen.
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@RoosGirl
Well I already worked on my kayak. Fiberglassed the inside of the bottom. It was extremely hard and my respirator broke so I'm loopy right now.
@driftdiver
Fiberglass resin is a really good high... If folks knew they could get that stoned and get paid for it...
Eat a big greasy burger before you come down, or your belly will get queasy.
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I really hate you all right now. More than usual.
(https://swordattheready.files.wordpress.com/2018/04/emperorthomashate.jpg)
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@driftdiver
Fiberglass resin is a really good high... If folks knew they could get that stoned and get paid for it...
Eat a big greasy burger before you come down, or your belly will get queasy.
@roamer_1
No burger but I had dinner. Gotta go back out and check for bubbles. The inside curves were tremendously difficult
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There's a Satin, Texas.
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@GtHawk
Are you calling @RoosGirl old and grumpy?
@driftdiver
DUDE! I may be old and I may not make the best decisions at times, but I'm not STUPID, I'd have never survived forty two years of marriage(so far) if I was. No, I called you old and grumpy :tongue2:mpy(shows you who Iam afraid of) I just said she partook in the banter(http://i39.tinypic.com/dxblso.jpg)
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@driftdiver
DUDE! I may be old and I may not make the best decisions at times, but I'm not STUPID, I'd have never survived forty two years of marriage(so far) if I was. No, I called you old and gru :tongue2:mpy(shows you who Iam afraid of) I just said she partook in the banter(http://i39.tinypic.com/dxblso.jpg)
@GtHawk
Well I apologize for throwing you under the bus. I was trying to get her goin but she bailed on us.
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@GtHawk
Well I apologize for throwing you under the bus. I was trying to get her goin but she bailed on us.
I've been lurking, staring at your avatar and trying to figure out what it is. All I can see is what looks like the wooden stake I'd like to impale a few of you with.
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@GtHawk
Well I apologize for throwing you under the bus. I was trying to get her goin but she bailed on us.
@driftdiver
Over the years I've been under, over and behind the bus, the bus holds no fear for me. Now the doghouse, that's a different thing altogether!
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Only I and @GrouchoTex know.
That's right and
IM ON TO 'EM!
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I have no idea if Trump critics are controlled by "Satin" or "Satan", but I can say with 97.9% accuracy that the broad who sang "Bette Davis Eyes" a few decades ago had to have sold her sold to the devil.
How else did she get a hit single?
No worries, IM ON TO 'Em, the scalawags!
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I have no idea if Trump critics are controlled by "Satin" or "Satan", but I can say with 97.9% accuracy that the broad who sang "Bette Davis Eyes" a few decades ago had to have sold her sold to the devil.
You'll find two schools of thought on that and I'm a graduate of both of them. (Thank you, Goodman Ace.)
How else did she get a hit single?
The same way members of the nation's largest organised crime family get elected (or re-elected)---for whatever reasons, people keep voting
for them, just like, for whatever perverse reasons, people were crazy enough to like "Bette Davis Eyes."
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but I can say with 97.9% accuracy that the broad who sang "Bette Davis Eyes" a few decades ago had to have sold her sold to the devil.
How else did she get a hit single?
I think, and I need to verify this but...I was re-watching the Original UK release of Vanishing Point the other day on DVD and I could have sworn Kim Carnes was listed in the musical credits at the end of the movie...
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I think, and I need to verify this but...I was re-watching the Original UK release of Vanishing Point the other day on DVD and I could have sworn Kim Carnes was listed in the musical credits at the end of the movie...
You have my condolences
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You have my condolences
Yeah thanks. The whole Bonnie and Delaney hippy crapfest scene was enough to gag a maggot. So the Cranes thing was just black icing.
Oh and back to Satin.
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