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Title: Scientists May Have Found Humans’ Oldest Known Ancestor – A Bag-Like Creature With No Anus
Post by: ABX on January 31, 2017, 06:44:21 pm
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Take a look at your distant ancestor. That beauty is the best candidate yet for the earliest ancestor of humans.

As small as a speck of sand, it had a bag-like body with a large, wrinkled mouth and no anus. It was also bilaterally symmetrical, meaning it had mirrored halves – a key feature of many of its descendants, including humans.....

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/scientists-may-have-found-humans-oldest-known-ancestor-a-baglike-creature-with-no-anus/

(http://cdn.iflscience.com/images/3db94bb9-96a0-53bc-8625-291025a8c990/extra_large-1485876091-cover-image.jpg)


Title: Re: Scientists May Have Found Humans’ Oldest Known Ancestor – A Bag-Like Creature With No Anus
Post by: r9etb on January 31, 2017, 06:45:30 pm
Quote from: AbaraXas on January 31, 2017, 06:44:21 pm
a bag-like body with a large, wrinkled mouth and no anus

I think we had a couple of those running for president this year....
Title: Re: Scientists May Have Found Humans’ Oldest Known Ancestor – A Bag-Like Creature With No Anus
Post by: Wingnut on January 31, 2017, 06:46:53 pm
The original "Shit for brains" relative.
Title: Re: Scientists May Have Found Humans’ Oldest Known Ancestor – A Bag-Like Creature With No Anus
Post by: Oceander on February 01, 2017, 02:16:21 am
They found the original liberal!
Title: Re: Scientists May Have Found Humans’ Oldest Known Ancestor – A Bag-Like Creature With No Anus
Post by: Wingnut on February 01, 2017, 02:18:37 am
Quote from: Oceander on February 01, 2017, 02:16:21 am
They found the original liberal!

 :amen:
Title: Re: Scientists May Have Found Humans’ Oldest Known Ancestor – A Bag-Like Creature With No Anus
Post by: endicom on February 01, 2017, 02:26:29 am
For bag-like creatures that are all anus, take the Capitol Hill tour.
Title: Re: Scientists May Have Found Humans’ Oldest Known Ancestor – A Bag-Like Creature With No Anus
Post by: geronl on February 01, 2017, 02:33:48 am
Trump evolved from a creature that was all anus
Title: Re: Scientists May Have Found Humans’ Oldest Known Ancestor – A Bag-Like Creature With No Anus
Post by: Ghost Bear on February 01, 2017, 03:19:46 am
Quote from: AbaraXas on January 31, 2017, 06:44:21 pm
As small as a speck of sand, it had a bag-like body with a large, wrinkled mouth and no anus.

No anus??  No sh!t!!
Title: Re: Scientists May Have Found Humans’ Oldest Known Ancestor – A Bag-Like Creature With No Anus
Post by: skeeter on February 01, 2017, 03:31:21 am
Quote from: r9etb on January 31, 2017, 06:45:30 pm
I think we had a couple of those running for president this year....

I was thinking mother in law.
Title: Re: Scientists May Have Found Humans’ Oldest Known Ancestor – A Bag-Like Creature With No Anus
Post by: Oceander on February 01, 2017, 09:15:45 pm
Quote from: Ghost Bear on February 01, 2017, 03:19:46 am
No anus??  No sh!t!!

:bigsilly: