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Title: I must be a redneck
Post by: rangerrebew on December 23, 2013, 12:43:06 pm

I MUST BE A REDNECK .......... This is



not the type of Redneck jokes we normally hear, this



is a bit different.


We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
Take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
Values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
Before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
Choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
Made of . If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends.
Y'all know who ya are...................

.
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
Be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
The 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
Instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
Someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
Hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem

You might be a redneck if:You treat our armed forces
Veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
And you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
Raised your kids to do the same.
Some of you are so old you don't have elders to respect.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
A friend.





If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that
You, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the
Same beliefs as those talked about in this email.

God Bless the USA !

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Title: Re: I must be a redneck
Post by: WAYNE on December 23, 2013, 01:50:38 pm

  I qualify too.. :patriot:

Title: Re: I must be a redneck
Post by: GourmetDan on December 23, 2013, 02:04:45 pm

 :thumbsup:

Title: Re: I must be a redneck
Post by: Rapunzel on December 23, 2013, 08:19:15 pm

Me, too....

Title: Re: I must be a redneck
Post by: flowers on December 23, 2013, 08:31:25 pm

Same here!

Title: Re: I must be a redneck
Post by: Cincinnatus on December 23, 2013, 09:21:26 pm

Count me in. I reckon we oughta form a club.

Title: Re: I must be a redneck
Post by: rangerrebew on December 25, 2013, 08:50:12 pm

Quote from: Cincinnatus on December 23, 2013, 09:21:26 pm

Count me in. I reckon we oughta form a club.

I thought maybe the club already existed; the proud to be American club. :patriot:

Title: Re: I must be a redneck
Post by: Chieftain on December 25, 2013, 09:48:05 pm

And not one of us owns a damned onsie, either!

 :beer:

Title: Re: I must be a redneck
Post by: alicewonders on December 26, 2013, 12:30:14 am

100% redneck and proud of it!   :patriot:

Title: Re: I must be a redneck
Post by: EC on December 26, 2013, 12:40:49 am

Quote

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
Hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem

Only do that for the American National Anthem (hey, it's respect to friends, right?).  :whistle:

Otherwise, my neck is bright red and the farmers tan resplendent.

Title: Re: I must be a redneck
Post by: rangerrebew on December 26, 2013, 03:57:17 pm

Quote from: EC on December 26, 2013, 12:40:49 am

Only do that for the American National Anthem (hey, it's respect to friends, right?).  :whistle:

Otherwise, my neck is bright red and the farmers tan resplendent.

That farmers tan looks resplendent with an arrangement of red, white, and blue.