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Title: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corner'
Post by: corbe on October 31, 2018, 10:37:53 pm
'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corner' and 'stumble into a room' to attract eligible men

Alice Murphy For Daily Mail Australia
 
18 hrs ago

 
A 1958 magazine article advising women on how to attract a partner has surfaced on the internet, triggering a frenzy across social media.

Titled '129 Ways to Get a Husband', the feature in American magazine McCall's included a varied body of tips ranging from bizarre and desperate to downright sexist and politically incorrect.

One of the more outrageous instructions told women to be flexible about their potential partner's decisions: 'If he decides to skip the dance and go rowing on the lake, GO – even if you are wearing your best evening gown'.

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Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: corbe on October 31, 2018, 10:39:42 pm
"Hike up your skirt a little more and show your World to me" Dave Matthews
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: skeeter on October 31, 2018, 10:43:31 pm
How things change. Crying softly in the corner is what I have to do to get fed most nights.
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: Frank Cannon on October 31, 2018, 10:44:39 pm
What the eff is it any business of the stupid Limeys what we were putting in magazines 70 years ago? Piss up a rope you crooked toothed bastards.
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: Sanguine on October 31, 2018, 11:06:42 pm
What the eff is it any business of the stupid Limeys what we were putting in magazines 70 years ago? Piss up a rope you crooked toothed bastards.

You seem to be a bit cross tonight, @Frank Cannon.
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on October 31, 2018, 11:08:11 pm
How things change. Crying softly in the corner is what I have to do to get fed most nights.

 88devil
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: andy58-in-nh on October 31, 2018, 11:23:05 pm
What the eff is it any business of the stupid Limeys what we were putting in magazines 70 years ago? Piss up a rope you crooked toothed bastards.

You know how a British woman cleans her ass?

She waits for him to get drunk, then throws him in the tub.

Cheers, mate!

Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: Frank Cannon on October 31, 2018, 11:37:13 pm
You seem to be a bit cross tonight, @Frank Cannon.

Listening to a bunch of losers who have a disgraceful history mocking us for an article 70 years ago is bullshit.
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: corbe on October 31, 2018, 11:54:24 pm
   It's not purposeful @Frank Cannon It's for entertainment only.
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: skeeter on October 31, 2018, 11:56:44 pm
Listening to a bunch of losers who have a disgraceful history mocking us for an article 70 years ago is bullshit.

Agree but you're not passing out candy tonight, are you?
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: ConstitutionRose on November 01, 2018, 12:00:51 am
How things change. Crying softly in the corner is what I have to do to get fed most nights.

Poor baby!   I was raised a preacher's kid.  I feed whatever comes thru the door since that was the rule at our house.   
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: libertybele on November 01, 2018, 12:02:10 am
Cringeworthy indeed...the article should be titled "How to Come Across as Desperate" ... OR "How NOT to Get A Husband". 

Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 01, 2018, 12:04:31 am
Agree but you're not passing out candy tonight, are you?

No. I hide in the bushes with an air horn and yell at the kids cutting across my lawn.
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: Idaho_Cowboy on November 01, 2018, 03:49:46 am
The idea to get a convertible sounds good to me.  :cool:

Some of these ideas aren't terrible. Take up hiking, learn to bake pies. No man can resist a good apple pie and you have to burn the calories somehow.

That said I'll leave the real evaluation to the womenfolk, this is a game I cannot understand as far as I can tell they use magic.
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: RoosGirl on November 01, 2018, 03:54:23 am
You seem to be a bit cross tonight, @Frank Cannon.

He seems his usual charming self to me.
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 01, 2018, 03:57:12 am
He seems his usual charming self to me.

You're effing right GD it.
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: SZonian on November 01, 2018, 04:49:14 am
My, how "woke" feminism and political correctness has changed what used to be the "standard" of the day to "cringeworthy" today.  Times change, people change...what a bunch of politically cowrecked snowflakes...piss off wankers.  Always looking for something to be "offended" about...sick of this BS.
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: RoosGirl on November 01, 2018, 04:52:09 am
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Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 01, 2018, 05:17:25 am
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Boy did Grandpa have it made. No wonder they had more kids back then. The broads had their shit together.
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 01, 2018, 05:20:18 am
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Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: RoosGirl on November 01, 2018, 05:33:29 am
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Thought you were supposed to spray it in the air. Well, that explains some things.
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: Frank Cannon on November 01, 2018, 05:34:37 am
Thought you were supposed to spray it in the air. Well, that explains some things.

That's why Dave won't sleep with you. You've been using it wrong.
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: InHeavenThereIsNoBeer on November 01, 2018, 05:57:00 am
Boy did Grandpa have it made. No wonder they had more kids back then. The broads had their shit together.

You see an oven in that picture?  Dinner ain't gonna cook itself.
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: Weird Tolkienish Figure on November 01, 2018, 10:00:51 am
Feminists have run out of stuff to get pissed off about so they had to dig up an article from the 1950's.
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: jmyrlefuller on November 01, 2018, 02:49:12 pm
Today's women don't want husbands. They may want their money or status, but marriage is just an inconvenience to the millennial woman.
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: RoosGirl on November 01, 2018, 02:56:04 pm
Today's women don't want husbands. They may want their money or status, but marriage is just an inconvenience to the millennial woman.

Maybe you should go looking for a cougar.
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: musiclady on November 01, 2018, 03:45:38 pm
I've always figured it was weak, stupid men who were looking for weak, stupid women.

Back in the fifties, there were a lot of them, apparently....   happy77
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: catfish1957 on November 01, 2018, 03:51:39 pm
Today's women don't want husbands. They may want their money or status, but marriage is just an inconvenience to the millennial woman.

I tell you times have changed.  From what I saw from girls pursuing my son? 

Women have become exponentially more aggressive uhhhhh...  socially in the past 40 years.
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: musiclady on November 01, 2018, 04:10:57 pm
I tell you times have changed.  From what I saw from girls pursuing my son? 

Women have become exponentially more aggressive uhhhhh...  socially in the past 40 years.

WAAAYYYY more!

(I have two sons also).
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: SZonian on November 02, 2018, 04:49:16 am
 :silly: :silly: :silly:
Just can't imagine what the harpies on this board are sayin' about this thread.  :smokin:
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: GtHawk on November 02, 2018, 05:02:55 pm
Maybe you should go looking for a cougar.
If he's lucky he may hit the trifecta  (http://i66.tinypic.com/2vkyc6t.jpg)
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: mirraflake on November 02, 2018, 05:30:01 pm
Today's women don't want husbands. They may want their money or status, but marriage is just an inconvenience to the millennial woman.

Not from what I see.  Young women today are crying out for romance and marriage.  Don't let the  feminazi media mislead you.

Several of my mid 20's nieces are married. One just had  baby and the other one is 4 months pregnant.  A third was married several months back. All college educated gals with full time jobs. Most of their friends are either married or engaged.

Why do you think the Hallmark channel is so popular among women today?  The movies portray romance, marriage and commitment.

@jmyrlefuller


Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: Sanguine on November 02, 2018, 05:36:14 pm
Not from what I see.  Young women today are crying out for romance and marriage.  Don't let the  feminazi media mislead you.

Several of my mid 20's nieces are married. One just had  baby and the other one is 4 months pregnant.  A third was married several months back. All college educated gals with full time jobs. Most of their friends are either married or engaged.

Why do you think the Hallmark channel is so popular among women today?  The movies portray romance, marriage and commitment.

@jmyrlefuller

I think you are correct. 
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: RoosGirl on November 02, 2018, 07:01:22 pm
Not from what I see.  Young women today are crying out for romance and marriage.  Don't let the  feminazi media mislead you.

Several of my mid 20's nieces are married. One just had  baby and the other one is 4 months pregnant.  A third was married several months back. All college educated gals with full time jobs. Most of their friends are either married or engaged.

Why do you think the Hallmark channel is so popular among women today?  The movies portray romance, marriage and commitment.

@jmyrlefuller

Oh, I thought that was for the new breed of men that are being churned out nowadays.
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: Sanguine on November 02, 2018, 08:14:49 pm
That too.
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: Silver Pines on November 02, 2018, 11:27:26 pm
How things change. Crying softly in the corner is what I have to do to get fed most nights.

@skeeter

LOL

Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: Silver Pines on November 02, 2018, 11:31:59 pm
My, how "woke" feminism and political correctness has changed what used to be the "standard" of the day to "cringeworthy" today.  Times change, people change...what a bunch of politically cowrecked snowflakes...piss off wankers.  Always looking for something to be "offended" about...sick of this BS.

@SZonian

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Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: Silver Pines on November 02, 2018, 11:34:51 pm

"Make and sell toupees---bald men are easy catches!"

"Let it be known in your office that you have a button box and will sew on bachelors' loose buttons!"

"If your mother is fat, tell him you take after your father.  If he's fat, too, tell him you're adopted!"

Solid gold right here
Title: Re: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article advises women to 'cry softly in a corn
Post by: SZonian on November 02, 2018, 11:44:10 pm
@SZonian

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/031/854/1260710343244.jpg)
@CatherineofAragon

"Mad"?  Yeah about how far back SJW's have to go to generate controversy in this "brave new world".  But in reality, it appears you missed the crux of my post.  Hope you had fun attempting to mock the statement though.  Later...it's past 0 beer 30 and I'm doing fine.