The Briefing Room
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: endicom on June 03, 2018, 01:13:00 am
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PJ Media
Jim Treacher
June 1, 2018
If there's one thing that all rational people can agree on, one fundamental principle that transcends all barriers of politics, race, religion, sports rivalries, and favorite cinematic superhero universes, it's that animals are the enemy of mankind and must be destroyed. Animals are dumb, but they're also deadly AF. They want to kill us. You might think some of them are your friends, just because you feed them and clean up their poop and scratch behind their ears. But if worse comes to worst and it's down to either you or your pooch... Fido's gonna look out for Fido.
That's why I didn't weep like a little girl Jimmy Kimmel when a brave dentist from Minnesota defeated a man-eating lion named Cecil. I'm not under the delusion that lions are the lovable, cuddly pals we see in Disney movies and at furry conventions. If Cecil were in front of you right now, you'd be behind him in about 18 hours.
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True.
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True.
Of course much the same could be said of too many people.
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Of course much the same could be said of too many people.
They're technically "animals," so still true.
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True.
Well no, not true.
(http://clipart-library.com/img1/709064.jpg)
That being said, and as an avid hunter, and trapper, who has killed, dismembered, and eaten about every kind of animal around these parts, in about any fashion humanely imaginable, this guys attitude is just about as bad as the bunny huggers - Just cross-threaded the other way around.
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Well no, not true.
(http://clipart-library.com/img1/709064.jpg)
That being said, and as an avid hunter, and trapper, who has killed, dismembered, and eaten about every kind of animal around these parts, in about any fashion humanely imaginable, this guys attitude is just about as bad as the bunny huggers - Just cross-threaded the other way around.
I owe it to my herd of catz....
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I owe it to my herd of catz....
Cats are tasty.
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Cats are tasty.
My dogs agree with you.
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My dogs agree with you.
While that is generally a good sign, it is not a foolproof standard. :shrug:
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While that is generally a good sign, it is not a foolproof standard. :shrug:
Actually, I think they prefer the cat turds. They're much easier to catch.
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Actually, I think they prefer the cat turds. They're much easier to catch.
Hence my caution when using the dog as a bellwether - There are no false negatives: If the dog won't eat it, you sure as heck better not...
But there are false positives. :shrug: :whistle:
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Cats are tasty.
Kinda stringy.
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Kinda stringy.
Aww. I'm just trying to get your goat.
Because goats are tasty too...
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Aww. I'm just trying to get your goat.
Because goats are tasty too...
I had to smooth that button over so people can't push it...LOL. :smokin:
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I like catz more than people. Even though the little fur balls could eat me.
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I like catz more than people. Even though the little fur balls could eat me.
Yup! If we neglect to feed this raging horde for one day they'd be feasting on our remains....
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I like catz more than people. Even though the little fur balls could eat me.
'Little furballs' might be a subjective term...
(https://lostcoastoutpost.com/media/uploads/post/13522/Bobcat_photo.jpg) (https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.C0MrcS2SppUT-DsVRZ1AxAHaE6&pid=15.1&P=0&w=264&h=176)
(https://speakzeasy.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/mountain-lion-cougar-5.jpg)
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'Little furballs' might be a subjective term...
(https://lostcoastoutpost.com/media/uploads/post/13522/Bobcat_photo.jpg) (https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.C0MrcS2SppUT-DsVRZ1AxAHaE6&pid=15.1&P=0&w=264&h=176)
(https://speakzeasy.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/mountain-lion-cougar-5.jpg)
This is a cuddly furball that can eat you. This is probably @Freya's favorite kitteh:
(http://www.ligers.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/gallery/ligers/ligers-02.jpg)
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This is a cuddly furball that can eat you.
That's just weird.
But no, it can't eat me.
I have taken certain preventive measures to be assured of that fact.
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That's just weird.
But no, it can't eat me.
I have taken certain preventive measures to be assured of that fact.
It's a "mule," a Liger.
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It's a "mule," a Liger.
Yes, I know. I am familiar with the thing. Still weird. **nononono*
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Yes, I know. I am familiar with the thing. Still weird. **nononono*
:laugh:
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:laugh:
I'll meet your liger, and raise you a pizzly
(http://www.middaydaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Grizzly-Polar-Bear-Increase-1024x846.jpg)
Only these ain't 'mules' and show up naturally now and then...
Polar + Griz
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I'll meet your liger, and raise you a pizzly
(http://www.middaydaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Grizzly-Polar-Bear-Increase-1024x846.jpg)
Only these ain't 'mules' and show up naturally now and then...
Polar + Griz
"Pizzly" seems like an inapt name for that beast.
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"Pizzly" seems like an inapt name for that beast.
Perhaps Grolar (Grizzly) or Brolar (Brown bear) seemed more so. :shrug:
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"Pizzly" seems like an inapt name for that beast.
Would "Grolar" work better?
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But they are huge. And with the possible exception of a pure Polar bear, the most powerful predator on land.
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My favorite kitteh is House.
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My favorite kitteh is House.
Yeah... He's one cool cat.
(http://www.vitamin-ha.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/VH-dr-house1.jpg)