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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: corbe on April 11, 2019, 05:02:08 pm
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Study says men with beard & long hair have smallest testicles
Posted on April 10, 2019 by Dr. Eowyn
A study of over 100 primate species, including humans, by three evolutionary biologists from the University of Western Australia and the University of Zurich, found that the more “showy†and “ornamental†the males were, the smaller their testicles were likely to be.
The study by Stefan Lüpold, Leigh W. Simmons and Cyril C. Grueter was supported by the Swiss National Science Foundation and published as “Sexual ornaments but not weapons trade off against testes size in primates†in the journal, Proceedings of the Royal Society B, on April 10, 2019.
“Sexual ornaments†of male primates refer to secondary sexual characteristics used by males to attract females and to signal social dominance within the group. Those sexual ornaments include red chest patches of geladas, cheek flanges of orangutans, hair capes of hamadryas baboons, enlarged noses of proboscis monkeys, and the beards of men.
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https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/study-says-men-with-beard-long-hair-have-smallest-testicles (https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/study-says-men-with-beard-long-hair-have-smallest-testicles)
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Another reason to cut my hair and shave.
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Party question for your next social get-together - what do hair capes, cheek flanges, proboscises and beards all have in common?
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Get a hair cut you hippie!
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Party question for your next social get-together - what do hair capes, cheek flanges, proboscises and beards all have in common?
I'd try to remember that, but I have an unerring ability to misdeliver jokes. This one could go badly wrong.
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By extension,that study also says that men who don't have beards or long hair spend WAAAAY too much time thinking about other mens testicles.
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By extension,that study also says that men who don't have beards or long hair spend WAAAAY too much time thinking about other mens testicles.
888high58888
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By extension,that study also says that men who don't have beards or long hair spend WAAAAY too much time thinking about other mens testicles.
:happyhappy:
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i have nothing
vagina... nothing to say
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By extension,that study also says that men who don't have beards or long hair spend WAAAAY too much time thinking about other mens testicles.
Top notch!
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Top notch!
I oughta ask the Boss Lady to make you Forum Ambassador for that. ****slapping
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I oughta ask the Boss Lady to make you Forum Ambassador for that. ****slapping
:laugh:
I’ll need to gain a few pounds first.
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I’ll need to gain a few pounds first.
A few years, too. :laugh:
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Wasn't the last one killed in an unfortunate hot tub accident?
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Wasn't the last one killed in an unfortunate hot tub accident?
It's a dangerous job, with all those crack hos around the tenement. @skeeter is wise to steer clear.
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I wonder who conducted the study...and how? wink777
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The worst part is the catch-22 of a man growing his hair long - if he ever wanted to cut it off, he would have the stones to do it.
****drummer
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There's a "jingle balls" joke about Santa here somewhere...
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By extension,that study also says that men who don't have beards or long hair spend WAAAAY too much time thinking about other mens testicles.
888high58888
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I shaved my Beard off today, it's a 'Rite of Spring' thing. I will not cut my Hair, Shoulder length.
My balls are still somewhat small, I blame the Trumpers here.
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I shaved my Beard off today, it's a 'Rite of Spring' thing. I will not cut my Hair, Shoulder length.
My balls are still somewhat small, I blame the Trumpers here.
Num Nutz.
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That's not fair @Cyber Liberty they are far from numb, I've been married twice and dated Strange American Women for the last 25 year they are at this point petrified.
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That's not fair @Cyber Liberty they are far from numb, I've been married twice and dated Strange American Women for the last 25 year they are at this point petrified.
Petrified or terrified?
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That's not fair @Cyber Liberty .I've been married twice and dated Strange American Women
@corbe
"Strange American Women"?????
There is another kind? Where are they hiding?
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@corbe
"Strange American Women"?????
There is another kind? Where are they hiding?
Eastern European websites...looking for love and a visa...
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Petrified or terrified?
Blame cold weather.
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Does it say anything about mustaches?
www.google.com/search?q=groucho+marx&rlz=1C1GCEU_enUS819US819&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwjK3aGnydThAhWJ9Z4KHRgpBbEQ_AUIDigB&biw=1920&bih=969 (http://www.google.com/search?q=groucho+marx&rlz=1C1GCEU_enUS819US819&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwjK3aGnydThAhWJ9Z4KHRgpBbEQ_AUIDigB&biw=1920&bih=969)
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Eastern European websites...looking for love and a visa...
@Smokin Joe
Ahhhh,strange European women. Not so sure that is an improvement. In fact,if you are not very,VERY careful it can be a big step backwards. I have known a few Eastern European women,and while the generality is that they are traditional women is true,most people fail to understand what that really means. If you think it means they are going to let you get away with stuff like not going to work or not supporting your family and you marry one,welcome to hell because they will surely make you man up and toe the line. You are Golden as long as you accept and provide the traditional mans obligations to wife and children,but are in deep doo-doo if you think you can skate.
"Traditional wives" expect "traditional husbands",which they have a right to expect and demand if you stop and think about it,and they WILL demand!
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Does it say anything about mustaches?
www.google.com/search?q=groucho+marx&rlz=1C1GCEU_enUS819US819&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwjK3aGnydThAhWJ9Z4KHRgpBbEQ_AUIDigB&biw=1920&bih=969 (http://www.google.com/search?q=groucho+marx&rlz=1C1GCEU_enUS819US819&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwjK3aGnydThAhWJ9Z4KHRgpBbEQ_AUIDigB&biw=1920&bih=969)
@GrouchoTex
Ahhh,Groucho Marx,one of the few men I have been afraid of. I was terrified of running into him when I was a kid,and having him ask me questions. I have no doubt I would have screamed like a little girl and ran for my life.
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Blame cold weather.
Sounds like a famous episode of Seinfeld
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@GrouchoTex
Ahhh,Groucho Marx,one of the few men I have been afraid of. I was terrified of running into him when I was a kid,and having him ask me questions. I have no doubt I would have screamed like a little girl and ran for my life.
They did call it "You Bet your Life", after all...
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They did call it "You Bet your Life", after all...
@GrouchoTex
That was what you were doing if you were trying to debate Groucho. There was about a 99 to 1 chance you would end up saying something you didn't intend to say,and something you didn't even mean,and not even realize you had said it.
Only a fool would even try.
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Another reason to cut my hair and shave.
Umm. Errr. Not in my experience ummm, (blush)
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Who conducted that study,a pack of light in the loafer fairies?
Gee,you would wonder why THEY came to that conclusion,huh?
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