The Briefing Room
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: mountaineer on March 30, 2019, 09:57:46 pm
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From the Babylon Bee
Mueller Investigation Concludes Hillary Clinton Was Actually Just A Terrible Candidate
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a two-year-long investigation that included thousands of indictments, hundreds of search warrants, and several guilty pleas, Robert Mueller and the FBI managed to provide conclusive proof that Hillary Clinton was actually just a terrible candidate, sources confirmed Monday.
The official report summary indicated that the main factor in Clinton losing the election was not Russian collusion but her just being a really bad nominee.
"We have uncovered damning evidence that Hillary Clinton lost the election by colluding with the DNC to be the absolute worst possible candidate," Mueller said in his first public address since the historic report was delivered. "As we could not find any Russian collusion, this was the only thing we managed to prove."
"I mean, she lost to Donald Trump, for Pete's sake," he added, shaking his head. ...
Read the entire article (https://babylonbee.com/news/mueller-report-concludes-hillary-clinton-was-just-a-terrible-candidate)