The Briefing Room
General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: 69FenderStrat on April 11, 2011, 11:28:36 pm
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Two on the bus.
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but
her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
'Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'
The lady can't take this any more,
'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly.
'In this country.... we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.'
'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin' abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.'
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I heard that about 40 years ago.....but the scene was not a bus.
It was a court room and the old man had to spell 3 words to obtain his citizenship.
The judge asked him to spell CAT and RAT. "First come-a C...then-a come-a A....then-a come-a T.....he said proudly puffing out his chest.
The 3rd and final word? Mississippi.
The galley groaned....all Guisepp'e family were nervously.
You know the rest...... :beer: