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Title: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
Post by: anubias on April 16, 2017, 05:16:52 pm
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/Texas-man-dies-during-lap-dances-at-strip-club-11076512.php

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A West Texas man died in a most unusual way over Easter weekend.
The El Paso County Sheriff's Office said 67-year-old Robert Gene White passed away while getting lap dances at a strip club.
Investigators told KVIA-TV that the man became unresponsive when it came time to pay the dancers at The Red Parrot in El Paso. After realizing he wasn't trying to skip out on paying for the services, employees tried to perform CPR.

The strippers got stiffed by the stiff.
Title: Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
Post by: BigU on April 17, 2017, 11:16:24 pm
She may have got stiffed, but she's got some braggin' rights! Plus, she stands to make some big bucks from dudes wanting to get the "Dance of Death"!
Title: Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
Post by: Cripplecreek on April 17, 2017, 11:20:23 pm
So Bob, how can ya be sure its the Viagra workin and not just Rigor Mortis settin in?

Bob?
Title: Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
Post by: Wingnut on April 17, 2017, 11:22:42 pm
http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/Texas-man-dies-during-lap-dances-at-strip-club-11076512.php

The strippers got stiffed by the stiff.


What is unusual about that?  Must have been something she said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iKVySPpPfQ

Title: Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
Post by: andy58-in-nh on April 17, 2017, 11:46:26 pm
Apparently, his arteries hardened. 
Title: Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
Post by: endicom on April 17, 2017, 11:56:48 pm


Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl.
Nighttime would find me in Rose's Cantina,
Music would play and Felina would whirl.
Title: Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
Post by: Wingnut on April 18, 2017, 12:05:08 am

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl.
Nighttime would find me in Rose's Cantina,
Music would play and Felina would whirl.

Nah.   She belonged to that man Jose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuWkVqum6a8
Title: Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
Post by: geronl on April 18, 2017, 12:16:13 am
so, it wasn't crabs in the eye this time.
Title: Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
Post by: Gefn on April 18, 2017, 12:19:55 am
This would be a great episode of "king of the hill". No?
Title: Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
Post by: Gefn on April 18, 2017, 12:22:30 am

What is unusual about that?  Must have been something she said.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iKVySPpPfQ

Wow. One of my favorite songs from college. Didn't know it was a video.,
Title: Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
Post by: Cripplecreek on April 18, 2017, 12:50:14 am
Wow. One of my favorite songs from college. Didn't know it was a video.,

Here's the official video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrJky8YuTr4
Title: Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
Post by: endicom on April 18, 2017, 02:10:28 am
Nah.   She belonged to that man Jose


I liked both of those songs.
Title: Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
Post by: Gefn on April 18, 2017, 05:36:07 am
Here's the official video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrJky8YuTr4

I am so dating myself. I don't think the band ever had another successful song. I have it on my iPod. Don't know why I like it so much but I do. Brings back a lot of good memories from the 80s I guess. I loved the 80s. It was a great decade.
Title: Re: Texas Man Dies During Lap Dances At Strip Club
Post by: Cripplecreek on April 18, 2017, 01:43:29 pm
I am so dating myself. I don't think the band ever had another successful song. I have it on my iPod. Don't know why I like it so much but I do. Brings back a lot of good memories from the 80s I guess. I loved the 80s. It was a great decade.

I didn't particularly care for the song at the time but it does have nostalgic value now.