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Title: Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare,...
Post by: Gefn on December 21, 2022, 09:23:03 pm
The case left doctors shell-shocked.

A French hospital was partially evacuated Saturday after a senior citizen arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum.

The 88-year-old patient visited Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon to have the antique explosive removed — but instead sparked a “bomb scare,” French publication Var-Matin reported.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-with-wwi-explosive-lodged-in-his-rectum-sparks-bomb-scare-hospital-evacuation/
Title: Re: Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare,...
Post by: Gefn on December 21, 2022, 09:23:48 pm
You can’t make this kind of thing up

 :poo: :poo:
Title: Re: Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare,...
Post by: Idiot on December 21, 2022, 09:53:30 pm
The case left doctors shell-shocked.

A French hospital was partially evacuated Saturday after a senior citizen arrived with a World War I artillery shell lodged in his rectum.

The 88-year-old patient visited Hospital Sainte Musse in Toulon to have the antique explosive removed — but instead sparked a “bomb scare,” French publication Var-Matin reported.

https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-with-wwi-explosive-lodged-in-his-rectum-sparks-bomb-scare-hospital-evacuation/
Well that's not something you see everyday....lolol.
Title: Re: Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare,...
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on December 21, 2022, 09:57:16 pm
You can’t make this kind of thing up

 :poo: :poo:

No, you cannot @Gefn    88devil
Title: Re: Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare,...
Post by: berdie on December 21, 2022, 10:42:09 pm
It makes me wonder what was going thru his mind.
Title: Re: Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare,...
Post by: mountaineer on December 21, 2022, 10:54:15 pm
Don't ya just hate when that happens?
Title: Re: Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare,...
Post by: mystery-ak on December 21, 2022, 11:50:47 pm
My younger sister used to work the midnight shift in the ER at a St Louis Hosp...the things people can shove up their a$$ is amazing...
Title: Re: Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare,...
Post by: andy58-in-nh on December 21, 2022, 11:58:39 pm
It makes me wonder what was going thru his mind.

If that shell had gone off, it would have been his ass.
Title: Re: Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare,...
Post by: mountaineer on December 22, 2022, 12:00:58 am
My younger sister used to work the midnight shift in the ER at a St Louis Hosp...the things people can shove up their a$$ is amazing...
We had a friend who was a nurse in an inner city hospital in Pittsburgh - same sort of stories. Also things like a guy walking in with a hatchet stuck in his head, but he insisted he didn't know how it happened. Nope, no one hit me. The thing just showed up in my head.
Title: Re: Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare,...
Post by: Hoodat on December 22, 2022, 01:22:57 am
Rectum?
Title: Re: Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare,...
Post by: Idiot on December 22, 2022, 01:23:16 am
We had a friend who was a nurse in an inner city hospital in Pittsburgh - same sort of stories. Also things like a guy walking in with a hatchet stuck in his head, but he insisted he didn't know how it happened. Nope, no one hit me. The thing just showed up in my head.
I've heard similar stories of an ER nurse that worked in a DFW hospital.  A guy came in by ambulance and got hurt in some way.  When they stripped his clothes off he had a sausage taped to his leg...lol.  They all got quite the chuckle out of that.
Title: Re: Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare,...
Post by: sneakypete on December 22, 2022, 05:07:06 am
Now,THERE is a headline I never expected to see!
Title: Re: Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare,...
Post by: Free Vulcan on December 22, 2022, 05:10:40 am
About the only flaw in this story is that the guy wasn't from Florida.
Title: Re: Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare,...
Post by: roamer_1 on December 22, 2022, 05:15:54 am
Rectum?

Damn near killed em.  :laugh:

Brings a whole new aspect to the term 'explosive diarrhea'.
Title: Re: Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare,...
Post by: Right_in_Virginia on December 22, 2022, 08:32:17 pm
If that shell had gone off, it would have been his ass.

 88devil
Title: Re: Man with WWI explosive lodged in his rectum sparks bomb scare,...
Post by: Wingnut on December 22, 2022, 08:41:26 pm
Stories like this one just make you go WTF.

Now this guy was 88 years old and I've been told that at that age taking a good healthy dump is better than sex.