The Briefing Room
General Category => Sports/Entertainment/MSM/Social Media => Topic started by: Bender2 on August 28, 2012, 12:07:47 pm
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NFL Week 4 Pre-Season
WED, AUG 29 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION
New England at NY Giants 7:00 PM NFL Tickets MetLife Stadium<BR>
Tampa Bay at Washington 7:00 PM Tickets FedEx Field<BR>
Miami at Dallas 8:30 PM Tickets Cowboys Stadium
THU, AUG 30 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION
Atlanta at Jacksonville 6:30 PM Tickets EverBank Field
NY Jets at Philadelphia 6:35 PM Tickets Lincoln Financial Field
Carolina at Pittsburgh 7:00 PM Tickets Heinz Field
Minnesota at Houston 7:00 PM Tickets Reliant Stadium
Baltimore at St. Louis 7:00 PM Tickets Edward Jones Dome
Buffalo at Detroit 7:00 PM Tickets Ford Field
Kansas City at Green Bay 7:00 PM NFL Tickets Lambeau Field
New Orleans at Tennessee 7:00 PM Tickets LP Field
Cincinnati at Indianapolis 7:00 PM Tickets Lucas Oil Stadium
Chicago at Cleveland 7:30 PM Tickets Cleveland Browns Stadium
San Diego at San Francisco 10:00 PM Tickets Candlestick Park
Oakland at Seattle 10:00 PM Tickets CenturyLink Field
Denver at Arizona 11:00 PM NFL Tickets U of Phoenix Stadium
So campers, the pre-season comes to an end, so does '4-for-1' Pirate Happy Hour... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-57Rb.gif) and maybe also Glamour... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-5XX.gif) Magazine--
Hey, Bender, how can I poll you... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-4.gif) to make you vote for Obama?
No way... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-56Raa.gif) honey--
Maybe if I polled you... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-3-R.gif) this way--
Or this... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-2-R.gif) way--
Or my 'Back-to-the-old-days' metallic red wig... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-1-R.gif) poll?
or do I have to... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-6-R.gif) get rough with you?
Nope, no sale, Jen. Besides, I know your secret... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-56Rax-R.gif) from the flip side... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-6--L.gif) of that photo--
Oh, Bendy, you wouldn't show that around... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-7-L.gif) I was young, you swept me off my feet and if TMZ got that I had your tattoo on my tummy, it would ruin me with Hollywood and the Obama Campaign!
Well, that may be the best thing for you... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-56Rd.gif) and I know your other secret that you hope to get a real Green Card... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/alias-alien.gif) from Obama!
OMG! Noooooooooooooo, Bendy... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-9-L.gif) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jen, it will be the best thing... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-56Ra.gif) that could happen to you--
Can we re-kindle that old feeling... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-10-R.gif) to get you to change your mind?
Sorry, Jen, but after all the Afflecking you've done, excuse the pun, <U>that</U> ship... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-56La.gif) has sailed--
Okay, then it is the... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Elektra-1-R.gif) hard way!
Okay, if the hard way is what you want... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-56Lf.gif) you force me to knock you on your ass!
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Fight-Sounds-Bam-1.gif)...(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Fight-Sounds-Boom.gif)...(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Fight-Sounds-Bam-Zap-Pow.gif)...(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Fight-Sounds-Pow.gif)
Whoa, Bendy, you <I>did</I> knock me on my ass... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-12-L.gif) and into a most fetching sheer nightgown!
Well, one more... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Fight-Sounds-Bam-2.gif) for luck!
That last one did it, Bend, you knock out... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-12-R.gif) all my desire to support Obama--
Hey, just doing my job, Jen. Just doing... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-57Lb.gif) my job--
Okay, now on with my NFL Picks... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-57Rc.gif) as follows:
Wednesday night finds New England 17 at NY Giants 10: Third string Pat QB Ryan Mallett stiffarms a 3rd sting Giant linebacker... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep14/Destry-Rides-Again-1-R.gif) as the Pat's pull off a 4th quarter comeback--
Tampa Bay 14 at Washington 24: "Hey, them Buckingears... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep14/2-RG3-5-L.gif) ain't so tuff."--
Thursday night the rest of the gangs finish the pre-season--
Atlanta 17 at Jacksonville 14: Vick's Old Team's 3rd sting thugs whip up... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep14/Fight-1-R.gif) on the Jags 3rd string thugs--
NY Jets 24 at Philadelphia 21: Neither Sanchez nor Tebow play... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/TimbowCrossing3.jpg) but the Jets win behind the running and passing of 4th string QB Matt Simms--
Carolina 3 at Pittsburgh 28: The Panthers find Stooler in their cleats and a crime scene... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Panther-1-R.gif) ensues--
Minnesota 13 at Houston 28: Allegra Texicans take no prisoners as the Viqueens... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Viqueen-1-R.gif) fall again--
Baltimore 24 at St. Louis 10: Even with Jeff playing his starters, the 2nd & 3rd sting Black Byrds come out on top and Hitch... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep14/a-birds-2.gif) agrees--
Buffalo 6 at Detroit 17: Buffalo brings a knife to a gunfight: "According to the new collective bargaining agreement, while the visiting team can have switchblades... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/NFLRef-1-L.gif) only the home team's labor rep can pull a gun on the field."--
Kansas City 27 at Green Bay 14: "Hum, these 3rd string cheesheads... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/KC-Chiefs-1-R.gif) make a passable stew."--
New Orleans 9 at Tennessee 38: Yes, Drew, Roger is still pissed off and the fix... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep14/Goodell-1-L.gif) is still in!--
Just one Motherefing minute, Bender! Saints 9, Titians 38... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/SamJackson-3A-R.gif) Right--
Roger and God are wrong to punish New Orleans. I mean, how can a motherefing, motherlovin liberal deity let Isaac strike New Orleans... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/SamJackson-3B-R.gif) and let them motherefing, racist Republicans in Tampa not be all drown?
If that is right, then may God... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/SamJackson-3-R.gif) take my other mothereffing eye!
As you wish, Sam... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/God-Monitor-SamJackson.gif) as you wish--
OOOOOOOOOOOOppppppp... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/SamJackson-3-both.gif) pppppppppppppppssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!
As you should know, Samuel, I work... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/GodsJerks-2-L.gif) in mysterous ways--
Cincinnati 20 at Indianapolis 28: Who knew the newest Colt... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Lucky-Unicorns-1.gif) was a Unicorn in drag?--
Chicago 13 at Cleveland 31: Da Bears are no match for the Real McCoy... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Roadkill-bear-1-R.gif) and team in a car!
San Diego 14 at San Francisco 31: It is 'Cry me a river'... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/CryMeaRiver-1-L.gif)as the 69ers tear the Bolts a new one--
Oakland 10 at Seattle 28: Bad day at the beach... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Seahawks-1-L.gif) for the Raiders--
Denver 27 at Arizona 17: Old Man Manning gums... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/OldManManning-1-L.gif) the Red Birds' defense to death--
Oh, yeah, Miami 24 at Dallas 27: Hey, our Aggie quarterback beats... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-56Rg.gif) the Phin's Aggie quarterback--
And in the smoking hot wife department-- Mrs. Tannehill (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/MrsTannehill-1-1.gif) is close--
But comes in 2nd to... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/MrsMcgee-1.gif) Mrs. McGree!
Okay, what... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-BB/BenderDS-R-225.gif) are y'all picks?
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:beer: :patriot:
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:beer: :
Gadzooks, I agree on that beer quote and I'll even... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-i-BB/Bender-6.gif) chug a keg to ya!
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That's a lot of work!
:beer:
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This is a guy thing right? :silly: :silly:
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This is a guy thing right? :silly: :silly:
Not if you're here!