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Title: Bender's Picks - NFL Week 4 Pre-Season
Post by: Bender2 on August 28, 2012, 12:07:47 pm
NFL Week 4 Pre-Season

WED, AUG 29 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION

New England at NY Giants    7:00 PM    NFL   Tickets    MetLife Stadium<BR>
Tampa Bay at Washington    7:00 PM       Tickets    FedEx Field<BR>
Miami at Dallas 8:30 PM Tickets Cowboys Stadium

THU, AUG 30 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION

Atlanta at Jacksonville 6:30 PM Tickets EverBank Field

NY Jets at Philadelphia 6:35 PM Tickets Lincoln Financial Field

Carolina at Pittsburgh 7:00 PM Tickets Heinz Field

Minnesota at Houston 7:00 PM Tickets Reliant Stadium

Baltimore at St. Louis 7:00 PM Tickets Edward Jones Dome

Buffalo at Detroit 7:00 PM Tickets Ford Field

Kansas City at Green Bay 7:00 PM NFL Tickets Lambeau Field

New Orleans at Tennessee 7:00 PM Tickets LP Field

Cincinnati at Indianapolis 7:00 PM Tickets Lucas Oil Stadium

Chicago at Cleveland 7:30 PM Tickets Cleveland Browns Stadium

San Diego at San Francisco 10:00 PM Tickets Candlestick Park

Oakland at Seattle 10:00 PM Tickets CenturyLink Field

Denver at Arizona 11:00 PM NFL Tickets U of Phoenix Stadium
So campers, the pre-season comes to an end, so does '4-for-1' Pirate Happy Hour...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-57Rb.gif)   and maybe also Glamour...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-5XX.gif) Magazine--

Hey, Bender, how can I poll you...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-4.gif) to make you vote for Obama?

No way...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-56Raa.gif) honey--

Maybe if I polled you...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-3-R.gif) this way--

Or this...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-2-R.gif) way--

Or my 'Back-to-the-old-days' metallic red wig...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-1-R.gif) poll?

or do I have to...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-6-R.gif) get rough with you?

Nope, no sale, Jen.  Besides, I know your secret...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-56Rax-R.gif) from the flip side...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-6--L.gif) of that photo--

Oh, Bendy, you wouldn't show that around...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-7-L.gif)  I was young, you swept me off my feet and if TMZ got that I had your tattoo on my tummy, it would ruin me with Hollywood and the Obama Campaign!

Well, that may be the best thing for you...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-56Rd.gif) and I know your other secret that you hope to get a real Green Card...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/alias-alien.gif) from Obama!

OMG!  Noooooooooooooo, Bendy...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-9-L.gif)  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jen, it will be the best thing...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-56Ra.gif) that could happen to you--

Can we re-kindle that old feeling...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-10-R.gif) to get you to change your mind?

Sorry, Jen, but after all the Afflecking you've done, excuse the pun, <U>that</U> ship... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-56La.gif) has sailed--

Okay, then it is the... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Elektra-1-R.gif) hard way!

Okay, if the hard way is what you want...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-56Lf.gif) you force me to knock you on your ass!

(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Fight-Sounds-Bam-1.gif)...(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Fight-Sounds-Boom.gif)...(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Fight-Sounds-Bam-Zap-Pow.gif)...(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Fight-Sounds-Pow.gif)

Whoa, Bendy, you <I>did</I> knock me on my ass...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-12-L.gif) and into a most fetching sheer nightgown!

Well, one more... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Fight-Sounds-Bam-2.gif) for luck!

That last one did it, Bend, you knock out...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Jennifer-Garner-12-R.gif)  all my desire to support Obama--

Hey, just doing my job, Jen.  Just doing...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-57Lb.gif) my job--

Okay, now on with my NFL Picks...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-57Rc.gif)  as follows:

Wednesday night finds New England 17 at NY Giants 10: Third string Pat QB Ryan Mallett stiffarms a 3rd sting Giant linebacker... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep14/Destry-Rides-Again-1-R.gif) as the Pat's pull off a 4th quarter comeback--

Tampa Bay 14 at Washington 24: "Hey, them Buckingears...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep14/2-RG3-5-L.gif) ain't so tuff."--

Thursday night the rest of the gangs finish the pre-season--
 
Atlanta 17 at Jacksonville 14: Vick's Old Team's 3rd sting thugs whip up...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep14/Fight-1-R.gif) on the Jags 3rd string thugs--

NY Jets 24 at Philadelphia 21: Neither Sanchez nor Tebow play...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/TimbowCrossing3.jpg) but the Jets win behind the running and passing of 4th string QB Matt Simms--

Carolina 3 at Pittsburgh 28: The Panthers find Stooler in their cleats and a crime scene...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Panther-1-R.gif)  ensues--

Minnesota 13 at Houston 28: Allegra Texicans take no prisoners as the Viqueens...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Viqueen-1-R.gif) fall again--

Baltimore 24 at St. Louis 10: Even with Jeff playing his starters, the 2nd & 3rd sting Black Byrds come out on top and Hitch...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep14/a-birds-2.gif) agrees--

Buffalo 6 at Detroit 17: Buffalo brings a knife to a gunfight: "According to the new collective bargaining agreement, while the visiting team can have switchblades...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/NFLRef-1-L.gif) only the home team's labor rep can pull a gun on the field."--

Kansas City 27 at Green Bay 14: "Hum, these 3rd string cheesheads...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/KC-Chiefs-1-R.gif) make a passable stew."--

New Orleans 9 at Tennessee 38:  Yes, Drew, Roger is still pissed off and the fix...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep14/Goodell-1-L.gif) is still in!--
Just one Motherefing minute, Bender! Saints 9, Titians 38...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/SamJackson-3A-R.gif)  Right--
Roger and God are wrong to punish New Orleans.  I mean, how can a motherefing, motherlovin liberal deity let Isaac strike New Orleans...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/SamJackson-3B-R.gif) and let them motherefing, racist Republicans in Tampa not be all drown?

If that is right, then may God...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/SamJackson-3-R.gif) take my other mothereffing eye!

As you wish, Sam...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/God-Monitor-SamJackson.gif) as you wish--

OOOOOOOOOOOOppppppp...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/SamJackson-3-both.gif)  pppppppppppppppssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!

As you should know, Samuel, I work...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/GodsJerks-2-L.gif)  in mysterous ways--

Cincinnati 20 at Indianapolis 28:  Who knew the newest Colt...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Lucky-Unicorns-1.gif) was a Unicorn in drag?--

Chicago 13 at Cleveland 31: Da Bears are no match for the Real McCoy...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Roadkill-bear-1-R.gif) and team in a car!

San Diego 14 at San Francisco 31: It is 'Cry me a river'...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/CryMeaRiver-1-L.gif)as the 69ers tear the Bolts a new one--

Oakland 10 at Seattle 28: Bad day at the beach...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/Seahawks-1-L.gif) for the Raiders--

Denver 27 at Arizona 17: Old Man Manning gums...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/OldManManning-1-L.gif) the Red Birds' defense to death--

Oh, yeah, Miami 24 at Dallas 27:  Hey, our Aggie quarterback beats...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep15/w-benderx-56Rg.gif) the Phin's Aggie quarterback--

And in the smoking hot wife department--  Mrs. Tannehill (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/MrsTannehill-1-1.gif) is close--

But comes in 2nd to...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep-Misc/MrsMcgee-1.gif) Mrs. McGree!

Okay, what... (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-BB/BenderDS-R-225.gif) are y'all picks?
Title: Re: Bender's Picks - NFL Week 4 Pre-Season
Post by: DCPatriot on August 28, 2012, 01:13:35 pm
 :beer: :patriot:
Title: Re: Bender's Picks - NFL Week 4 Pre-Season
Post by: Bender2 on August 28, 2012, 05:18:34 pm
:beer: :

Gadzooks, I agree on that beer quote and I'll even...  (http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p100/lastofthebenders/FreeRep13-i-BB/Bender-6.gif)   chug a keg to ya!
Title: Re: Bender's Picks - NFL Week 4 Pre-Season
Post by: Oceander on August 29, 2012, 12:18:29 am
That's a lot of work!

:beer:
Title: Re: Bender's Picks - NFL Week 4 Pre-Season
Post by: R4 TrumPence on August 29, 2012, 11:21:12 am
This is a guy thing right?  :silly: :silly:
Title: Re: Bender's Picks - NFL Week 4 Pre-Season
Post by: Oceander on August 29, 2012, 12:22:14 pm
This is a guy thing right?  :silly: :silly:

Not if you're here!