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Members Only area => Jokes and Humor => Topic started by: unite for individuality on June 02, 2021, 09:20:47 pm
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Our forum needs a mascot!
I'd like to suggest --- Patriotika!
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.vPQXJyQokhzjN5qqMqOYLAHaLG?pid=ImgDet&rs=1)
Patriotika is a comic book superhero, created in 2017, by a fellow named Ron Zabala.
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.NbSpDreo6hOXIMGxcgcDNwHaEK?pid=ImgDet&rs=1)
He created the character as a reaction against Marvel and DC storylines going "woke."
He wanted to remind the comics industry what superheroes are supposed to be -
Strong -
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e7/92/98/e792982195abf8c824759c85c4924a35.jpg)
Powerful -
(https://ksr-ugc.imgix.net/assets/023/889/268/8bbb0a28c9d3306b99134827386a2d1c_original.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&w=700&fit=max&v=1548433922&auto=format&gif-q=50&q=92&s=893ff1230db060d17fa818d5ab05ed6a)
Action oriented -
(https://pre00.deviantart.net/776d/th/pre/i/2017/240/9/c/patriotika_pin_up_color_candice_by_candicehan-dbllfq1.jpg)
Defender of truth and justice -
(https://static.wixstatic.com/media/132d6d_55f64f3c269a4bfe9cc266cab3672e68~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_500,h_500,q_90/file.jpg)
Several artists have been drawing images of Patriotika.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2797/0812/products/115929378_764886704315660_2493268085591951668_n_1024x1024@2x.png?v=1609146915)
Some of them are very generous to her. (And to the readers!)
(https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/013/278/517/large/ale-borgobello-costume.jpg?1538889167)
Some people have been attending comic-cons wearing her costume -
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/R923e2a38733c7d76cf1e8e86abdaa46b?rik=YcWqH2YPcHEmiA&riu=http%3a%2f%2fazpowergirl.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2017%2f12%2fPatriotika_2354_20logo_20LR_original.jpg&ehk=5FWpEHN9fYzfBdx1G8JjZotPwKaLIHHrSlRCL1Zn7ak%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw)
Patriotika is associated with Mount Olympus Comics and Antarctic Press.
They've produced only a few episodes.
More information about her, such as episodes, origin story, etc.
can be found by searching on her name.
More great pictures can be found by selecting "images" in your search engine.
Such a great concept deserves to be known MUCH more widely than
just among comic book geeks!
I would like to see her adopted as a mascot for the entire patriot movement!
Donald Trump is well known for liking beautiful women.
Maybe Patriotika! could be a mascot at his rallies!
(I bet Ivanka would look GREAT in that outfit!)
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:facepalm2: OMGGGGGGG Definitely not.
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Nope
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Corbe has a sockpuppet account?
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*****rollingeyes*****
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(https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/IXxtFKvDPSuu9Pvr-J7K2A1VliI/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2016/09/21/960/n/1922283/b5666398_MSDITPA_EC004_H/i/Pat-From-Saturday-Night-Live.JPG)
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Nope
888high58888
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I think our mascot should somehow represent the concepts of posting while at the same time not reading posts. Maybe a blind person in front of a typewriter. Or maybe this:
(https://i.imgur.com/hNgne60.png)
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About time we got rid of the old one. Good riddance.
(https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-a03c0/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/1259/1861/eleph__85324.1342280004.jpg)
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Honey Badger.
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Honey Badger.
(https://i.imgur.com/pKxGVhj.jpg)
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Corbe has a sockpuppet account?
Somehow MGT found out and KILLED her! @Wingnut
I still love this picture.
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I propose we move this thread over to @sneakypete 's new Humor Category, because it's seriously funny.
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Please don't misunderstand me @mystery-ak I like bulldogs and American flags BUT I like the OP's suggestion of something with boobs. 22222frying pan
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Please don't misunderstand me @mystery-ak I like bulldogs and American flags BUT I like the OP's suggestion of something with boobs. 22222frying pan
Can we put some boobs on the bulldog?
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(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRwDkb4P8czTDAB6gv5XysIKrRQWw2f5hB4cQ&usqp=CAU)
IMHO Absolutely perfect!!!
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Sure, put some boobs on the dog, I have another suggestion for the background flag, too.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/8436/products/zapwalls-decals-texas-american-flag-art-11738628869_800x.jpg?v=1491783638)
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I propose we move this thread over to @sneakypete 's new Humor Category, because it's seriously funny.
happy77
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Sure, put some boobs on the dog, I have another suggestion for the background flag, too.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/8436/products/zapwalls-decals-texas-american-flag-art-11738628869_800x.jpg?v=1491783638)
(https://i.imgur.com/cUEAJCK.jpg)
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Please don't misunderstand me @mystery-ak I like bulldogs and American flags BUT I like the OP's suggestion of something with boobs. 22222frying pan
****slapping
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I like the superheroine.
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@Cyber Liberty
@all you men
Psychologically speaking about/to you men...Each of you needs to give me the 5 cents for a counseling session. I will have hundreds of pictures of women with large breasts so you can see so many you will be desensitized and not need to see any more. Then, there will be modeling clay so you can form breasts for hours so you can be even more desensitized.
Sign up here:
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Let me know if I need to add more lines.....
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@Cyber Liberty
@all you men
Psychologically speaking about/to you men...Each of you needs to give me the 5 cents for a counseling session. I will have hundreds of pictures of women with large breasts so you can see so many you will be desensitized and not need to see any more. Then, there will be modeling clay so you can form breasts for hours so you can be even more desensitized.
Sign up here:
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Let me know if I need to add more lines.....
:silly: 888high58888
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There is an insufficient supply of nickels in circulation. Even Canadian ones. :shrug:
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There is an insufficient supply of nickels in circulation. Even Canadian ones. :shrug:
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/BxjXjOyGw25UI/giphy.gif)
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My friends will back me up on this, fellas: once you've seen one woman nekkid, you... pretty much wanna see 'em ALL nekkid.
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My friends will back me up on this, fellas: once you've seen one woman nekkid, you... pretty much wanna see 'em ALL nekkid.
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You can with a little imagination. Pretend they're AΦ or XΩ.
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I am already....here! :mauslaff:
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@Cyber Liberty
@all you men
Psychologically speaking about/to you men...Each of you needs to give me the 5 cents for a counseling session. I will have hundreds of pictures of women with large breasts so you can see so many you will be desensitized and not need to see any more. Then, there will be modeling clay so you can form breasts for hours so you can be even more desensitized.
Sign up here:
Sorry. But after 60 years, around 15 of it the hard way, I have seen more than my share of the female form... And some how I am always ready to see sommore. That don't rub off. Jussayin. :shrug: :whistle:
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My friends will back me up on this, fellas: once you've seen one woman nekkid, you... pretty much wanna see 'em ALL nekkid.
Facts. And points for the RW reference. :beer:
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Lord knew what he was doing when he created woman... a couple pounds of strategically placed fat is distracting as heck...
(https://i.postimg.cc/XvD6hC3m/Stradically-placed-fat.jpg)
I promise you ladies, neither items held in her hands were looked at firstly by us guys.
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Yes, each breast weighs 5 pounds.
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I was thinking something from Loony Tunes is likely to fit the group.
(https://npr.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/f8a31ee/2147483647/strip/true/crop/416x339+0+0/resize/880x717!/quality/90/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fnpr-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2Flegacy%2Fsites%2Fwfsu%2Ffiles%2F201401%2FYosemiteSam0110.jpg)
FIFY @thackney
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E29Gdq6XwAIsvI5?format=jpg&name=small)
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You can with a little imagination. Pretend they're AΦ or XΩ.
Damn that trashcan punch!
Facts. And points for the RW reference. :beer:
:cool: :cool:
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Nice, but we'd take heat from the Jellies Anti-Defamation League.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E29Gdq6XwAIsvI5?format=jpg&name=small)
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Sure, put some boobs on the dog, I have another suggestion for the background flag, too.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1000/8436/products/zapwalls-decals-texas-american-flag-art-11738628869_800x.jpg?v=1491783638)
:cool:
Not bad, not bad at all!
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My friends will back me up on this, fellas: once you've seen one woman nekkid, you... pretty much wanna see 'em ALL nekkid.
Wingnut is pretty much right about that.
If you want, you can see some pictures of Patriotika that I didn't post,
by searching for images with her name.
Yes, the pictures I posted are the MILD version!
There are images out there where she appears in ALL her glory!
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Lord knew what he was doing when he created woman... a couple pounds of strategically placed fat is distracting as heck...
(https://i.postimg.cc/XvD6hC3m/Stradically-placed-fat.jpg)
I promise you ladies, neither items held in her hands were looked at firstly by us guys.
There's a hilarious song/video along these lines
that first aired in an episode of My Crazy Ex Girlfriend.
You can find it by searching on Rachel Bloom heavy boobs.
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If I knew Photoshop I'd spend the hour to create a Magnificent Mascot America could LOVE but that one third of Briefers would reject anyway, including @mystery-ak and her staff.
You Briefers need to remember that other than @Cyber Liberty this place is run mostly by our beloved Females and they are doing a GREAT JOB.
:doglick:
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If I knew Photoshop I'd spend the hour to create a Magnificent Mascot America could LOVE but that one third of Briefers would reject anyway, including @mystery-ak and her staff.
You Briefers need to remember that other than @Cyber Liberty this place is run mostly by our beloved Females and they are doing a GREAT JOB.
:doglick:
9999what
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I was thinking something from Loony Tunes is likely to fit the group.
(https://npr.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/f8a31ee/2147483647/strip/true/crop/416x339+0+0/resize/880x717!/quality/90/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fnpr-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2Flegacy%2Fsites%2Fwfsu%2Ffiles%2F201401%2FYosemiteSam0110.jpg)
FIFY @thackney
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I was just kissing all the women around heres, azz. @mystery-ak
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You Briefers need to remember that other than @Cyber Liberty this place is run mostly by our beloved Females and they are doing a GREAT JOB.
Women run this forum? That's great!
Maybe they would like to use Patriotika as their own avatar!
After all, who wouldn't like being seen as a superhero?
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Women run this forum? That's great!
Maybe they would like to use Patriotika as their own avatar!
After all, who wouldn't like being seen as a superhero?
No...that's not true...
btw Happy Birthday
@unite for individuality
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Women run this forum? That's great!
Maybe they would like to use Patriotika as their own avatar!
After all, who wouldn't like being seen as a superhero?
LOL! I had to have a sex change in order to be an Admin....
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Happy Birthday, @unite for individuality!
(https://www.coolest-birthday-cakes.com/files/2017/01/coolest-cat-birthday-cake-56-21567734.jpg)
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OK, I'll rephrase that original screwed up post. A GREAT Woman, @mystery-ak owns this Forum and works very hard to keep it entertaining and most everyone WELCOME.
Her gentle hands guide the path we all find so much comfort in.
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Happy Birthday @unite for individuality
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I like the dog. As for the gal with the boobs, my crystal ball says she’s going to have a lot of back pain by the time she’s in her mid to late thirties.
And if the men here can have her, surely the women might have some beefcake? Lol.
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A more appropriate mascot for the forum would be something like this:
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