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Title: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: corbe on February 28, 2018, 11:26:44 pm
    Have some fun, it's hump day.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: roamer_1 on February 28, 2018, 11:29:37 pm
    Have some fun, it's hump day.

Again, I object to the inability to select 'More Beer'.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: corbe on February 28, 2018, 11:32:01 pm
  Too many choices confuses people that drink more weed.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: InHeavenThereIsNoBeer on March 01, 2018, 01:15:01 am
Again, I object to the inability to select 'More Beer'.

http://www.moorebeverage.com/ (http://www.moorebeverage.com/)
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: Frank Cannon on March 01, 2018, 01:22:54 am
(https://daks2k3a4ib2z.cloudfront.net/56fa5fd1204063eb546bb614/590c51c827b3316333822793_xkbqy.jpg)
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: roamer_1 on March 01, 2018, 02:45:12 am
http://www.moorebeverage.com/ (http://www.moorebeverage.com/)

I don't know a single damn one of those...  Here, let me crack you a cold one...

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nS0WK2m_Qbo/ThwLApPRJ8I/AAAAAAAAAoQ/iasevFqtPB0/s1600/PBR.jpg)
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: corbe on March 01, 2018, 03:31:09 am
   My old lady's Chihuahua recently departed so I'm drinking LOBO, never liked that little $hit or her dog.

 (https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-o/0b/ae/5a/0e/lobo-canis-lupus-baileyi.jpg)
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: RoosGirl on March 01, 2018, 03:51:35 am
(https://daks2k3a4ib2z.cloudfront.net/56fa5fd1204063eb546bb614/590c51c827b3316333822793_xkbqy.jpg)

@Frank Cannon Yer just mad it's not a poll about you again.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: RoosGirl on March 01, 2018, 03:53:28 am
AND If you're going to post a pic of RDJ it should be one more like this:
(https://thegazapost.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Robert-Downey-Jr.jpg)
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: Frank Cannon on March 01, 2018, 03:53:52 am
@Frank Cannon Yer just mad it's not a poll about you again.

And your just mad I'm not polling you.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: InHeavenThereIsNoBeer on March 01, 2018, 04:00:00 am
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-12-01/signs-market-top-pole-dancing-instructor-now-bitcoin-guru (https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-12-01/signs-market-top-pole-dancing-instructor-now-bitcoin-guru)
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: RoosGirl on March 01, 2018, 04:03:34 am
And your just mad I'm not polling you.

LOL  Yeah, I heard about your .22 short.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: Frank Cannon on March 01, 2018, 04:07:46 am
LOL  Yeah, I heard about your .22 short.

45 hollow point baby.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: RoosGirl on March 01, 2018, 04:09:49 am
45 hollow point baby.

I'm suspicious of you even knowing what that is.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: corbe on March 01, 2018, 04:11:25 am
   How dare you two come in here and trash my poll what do you think this is, an RiV thread?
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: RoosGirl on March 01, 2018, 04:15:14 am
   How dare you two come in here and trash my poll what do you think this is, an RiV thread?

It's not trashed.  There's a really great picture of RDJ right in the middle of it.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: roamer_1 on March 01, 2018, 04:34:27 am
Lets get back on topic people.

(http://www.cherokeedistributing.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Keystone-Light-1.jpg)
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: roamer_1 on March 01, 2018, 04:35:15 am
   My old lady's Chihuahua recently departed so I'm drinking LOBO, never liked that little $hit or her dog.


LOL!
 :beer:
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: Frank Cannon on March 01, 2018, 04:38:11 am
   How dare you two come in here and trash my poll what do you think this is, an RiV thread?

If it wasn't for us here vandalizing this thread, no one would know it existed.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: corbe on March 01, 2018, 05:23:20 am
If it wasn't for us here vandalizing this thread, no one would know it existed.

   I knew that Frank and I'm not to ashamed to admit it.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: 240B on March 01, 2018, 05:31:13 am
I don't know a single damn one of those...  Here, let me crack you a cold one...

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-nS0WK2m_Qbo/ThwLApPRJ8I/AAAAAAAAAoQ/iasevFqtPB0/s1600/PBR.jpg)

LOL! That's funny. I walked into a liquor store recently looking to buy some beer. They had a whole refrigerated wall of all kinds of beer. I did not recognize a single one of them. Alpine Resort First Reserve. What the HELL is that!?

So I went to the counter and asked if they had any REAL beer. He said, Oh yeah, we keep that stuff in the back. He took me behind the wall and sure enough Bud, Miller, Pabst, all my friends were there. I bought a six of Miller 16oz and a plastic lemon of lemon juice. And that was that.

They are pushing these quaint little yuppie microbrews because they are double the price and double the profits. And they give the snobs a reason to feel superior about themselves.

For me, a cold glass of Miller with a squeeze of lemon is the best beer I have ever tasted. And no fancy label will ever top it.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: roamer_1 on March 01, 2018, 05:57:25 am
They are pushing these quaint little yuppie microbrews because they are double the price and double the profits. And they give the snobs a reason to feel superior about themselves.

For me, a cold glass of Miller with a squeeze of lemon is the best beer I have ever tasted. And no fancy label will ever top it.

@240B
Yeah, I was a MGD guy for a helluva long time... but they got too full of themselves and jacked the price too far. PBR or Keystone, Rainier when I can find it...
 
I like it old school, and coffee is the same dang way... Folgers and a percolator suits me just fine.

So how does the song go?

I've got my ass in a lawn chair toes in the clay
Not a worry in the world, a PBR on the way
Life is good today.
Life is good today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB8Nkn3Xjes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB8Nkn3Xjes)
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: 240B on March 01, 2018, 06:23:23 am
@240B
Yeah, I was a MGD guy for a helluva long time... but they got too full of themselves and jacked the price too far. PBR or Keystone, Rainier when I can find it...
 
I like it old school, and coffee is the same dang way... Folgers and a percolator suits me just fine.

So how does the song go?

I've got my ass in a lawn chair toes in the clay
Not a worry in the world, a PBR on the way
Life is good today.
Life is good today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB8Nkn3Xjes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB8Nkn3Xjes)

Well. I'm not sure how we got off on to coffee, but I have to reveal the secret. A lot, not all, of those fancy pants coffees are actually trash coffee beans which have been flavored. The producers figured out that if someone is going to drink Almond Toffee Crunch Coffee, or Apricot Cream Coffee, then the coffee beans don't matter.

So they take all the reject bulk coffee, flavor it up to mask any problems, and sell it for $10 a pound. Pretty cool gig. As long as people keep falling for it, they will keep producing it for them.

My favorite coffee is Maxwell House Extra Bold. I could buy the crazy African coffee for $25 bucks a pound, but why? I like what I like. MH is great. Don't need anything else. My palate is not refined enough to be able to enjoy it properly.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: Suppressed on March 01, 2018, 06:39:59 am
45 hollow point baby.

Great description of your rhetoric.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: roamer_1 on March 01, 2018, 06:40:04 am
My favorite coffee is Maxwell House Extra Bold. I could buy the crazy African coffee for $25 bucks a pound, but why? I like what I like. MH is great. Don't need anything else. My palate is not refined enough to be able to enjoy it properly.

@240B
That's right. I consider that to be a feature.
 :beer:

However, I have taken raw beans and roasted them myself.  Cheap as heck and they store forever.

You just roast em in a pan like you would popcorn (covered and keep it moving), till you hear it cracking...   Let it get done and wait for it to start cracking a second time. Then just a touch more. The more you leave it on from then on, the darker the roast. Got an old school hand grinder to take it from there, as I like a coarser grind than the machine grinders will give.

Very good, once you get the knack of it.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: WingNot on March 01, 2018, 01:38:24 pm


So I went to the counter and asked if they had any REAL beer. He said, Oh yeah, we keep that stuff in the back. He took me behind the wall and sure enough Bud, Miller, Pabst, all my friends were there.


I lol'd at that.  Yeah, those where good old boys right there. But me and my rowdy friends have rowdied on down these days.!
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: GtHawk on March 02, 2018, 01:27:35 am
Again, I object to the inability to select 'More Beer'.
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9iW7JuJkZ8#)

@roamer_1

My browser won't let me see so just in case    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9iW7JuJkZ8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9iW7JuJkZ8)
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: WingNot on March 02, 2018, 01:29:26 am
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9iW7JuJkZ8#)

@roamer_1

My browser won't let me see so just in case    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9iW7JuJkZ8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9iW7JuJkZ8)

I hope that is Titties and Beer.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: Sanguine on March 02, 2018, 02:23:48 am
I hope that is Titties and Beer.

He's cute if that's what you're asking.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: roamer_1 on March 02, 2018, 04:26:25 am
My browser won't let me see so just in case    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9iW7JuJkZ8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9iW7JuJkZ8)

LOL! RODNEY! Ain't even thought of him in a long time. Thx
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: RoosGirl on March 02, 2018, 04:34:29 am
@240B
Yeah, I was a MGD guy for a helluva long time... but they got too full of themselves and jacked the price too far. PBR or Keystone, Rainier when I can find it...
 
I like it old school, and coffee is the same dang way... Folgers and a percolator suits me just fine.

So how does the song go?

I've got my ass in a lawn chair toes in the clay
Not a worry in the world, a PBR on the way
Life is good today.
Life is good today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB8Nkn3Xjes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB8Nkn3Xjes)

Huh, I always thought he was singing about Professional Bull Riding.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: roamer_1 on March 02, 2018, 04:36:15 am
Huh, I always thought he was singing about Professional Bull Riding.

LOL! No...
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: bigheadfred on March 07, 2018, 04:04:30 am
Be of good cheer, @corbe.

If it weren't for your polls we would all be just another statistic.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: RoosGirl on March 07, 2018, 04:13:04 am
PS  Affliction has 2 Fs.

Eff off @corbe.  You left an eff off.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: roamer_1 on March 07, 2018, 04:16:27 am
PS  Affliction has 2 Fs.

Eff off @corbe.  You left an eff off.

 :silly:
That's why we love you Roos.... That right there.
 888high58888
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: bigheadfred on March 07, 2018, 04:19:44 am
PS  Affliction has 2 Fs.

Eff off @corbe.  You left an eff off.


FU @RoosGirl

eff off/
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: corbe on March 07, 2018, 04:23:31 am
   I caught that misspelling of 'Affliction' days ago but didn't think you dumb azzes would notice, again I underestimated @RoosGirl .
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: RoosGirl on March 07, 2018, 04:55:42 am

FU @RoosGirl

eff off/

I'll lend you an N @bigheadfred and then you'll have described me perfectly.  :tongue2:
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: RoosGirl on March 07, 2018, 04:56:25 am
:silly:
That's why we love you Roos.... That right there.
 888high58888

 :laugh:
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: Frank Cannon on March 07, 2018, 04:59:57 am
I'll lend you an N @bigheadfred and then you'll have described me perfectly.  :tongue2:

Did someone say fun?
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: RoosGirl on March 07, 2018, 05:02:59 am
   I caught that misspelling of 'Affliction' days ago but didn't think you dumb azzes would notice, again I underestimated @RoosGirl .

Yeah, I get that a lot.  I think it's because I don't express my opinion very much.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: RoosGirl on March 07, 2018, 05:05:42 am
Did someone say fun?

Me me!  You never had it so fun as me!
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: Frank Cannon on March 07, 2018, 05:07:20 am
Me me!  You never had it so fun as me!

I'm not sure. A poster called me a stupid azzhole today. That was fun. Can you match that?
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: roamer_1 on March 07, 2018, 05:07:21 am
Yeah, I get that a lot.  I think it's because I don't express my opinion very much.

That's it.
So demure and retiring...
 :beer:
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: RoosGirl on March 07, 2018, 05:09:54 am
I'm not sure. A poster called me a stupid azzhole today. That was fun. Can you match that?

Absolutely.  I can call you a lot worse than that and I own a pair of leather gloves.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: Frank Cannon on March 07, 2018, 05:11:27 am
Absolutely.  I can call you a lot worse than that and I own a pair of leather gloves.

OK. Now you are talking. How is your backhand?
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: Frank Cannon on March 07, 2018, 05:14:47 am
(https://media.giphy.com/media/vxvNnIYFcYqEE/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: RoosGirl on March 07, 2018, 05:16:22 am
OK. Now you are talking. How is your backhand?

Been a while since I played tennis, but I could probably pick it back up pretty quickly.  I never could do a double handed backhand though like they always want women to do; I'm definitely a single hander.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: Frank Cannon on March 07, 2018, 05:18:02 am
I'm definitely a single hander.

Good. I don't like prissy girls.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: RoosGirl on March 07, 2018, 05:20:24 am
Good. I don't like prissy girls.

Too bad for you I don't like prissy men.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: Frank Cannon on March 07, 2018, 05:22:44 am
Too bad for you I don't like prissy men.

Prissy? Well forget the backhand. How about a cold cock with a leather gloved fist then. Can you handle that?
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: RoosGirl on March 07, 2018, 05:26:58 am
Prissy? Well forget the backhand. How about a cold cock with a leather gloved fist then. Can you handle that?

How in the world is it that cock is not bleeped out, but I can't say bleep without it being bleeped.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: Frank Cannon on March 07, 2018, 05:30:24 am
How in the world is it that cock is not bleeped out, but I can't say bleep without it being bleeped.

Get your mind out of the gutter. Cold cock is a thing.

(https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5674a1b0e0327c06bcc83be3/t/575392fe746fb9da881b730b/1465094930126/)
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: RoosGirl on March 07, 2018, 05:36:04 am
Get your mind out of the gutter. Cold cock is a thing.

(https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5674a1b0e0327c06bcc83be3/t/575392fe746fb9da881b730b/1465094930126/)

Believe me, I know what a cold cock is.  There still is the fact I can say cock and not bleep. 

Anyway, I'm more experienced with spankings than cold cocks.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: corbe on March 07, 2018, 05:44:23 am
   I still wanna know who called @Frank Cannon a dumb azzhole. 
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: DB on March 07, 2018, 06:01:16 am
Get your mind out of the gutter. Cold cock is a thing.

(https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5674a1b0e0327c06bcc83be3/t/575392fe746fb9da881b730b/1465094930126/)

Are you a corpse? The Stones have a song about that...
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: Frank Cannon on March 07, 2018, 06:03:03 am
Anyway, I'm more experienced with spankings than cold cocks.

Sorry. Gave that up for Lent.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: libertybele on March 08, 2018, 07:23:56 pm
   How dare you two come in here and trash my poll what do you think this is, an RiV thread?

 :beer:  I'll drink to that.
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: Cyber Liberty on March 08, 2018, 08:55:38 pm
   I still wanna know who called @Frank Cannon a dumb azzhole.

I think a question like that can be better answered by "who didn't call @Frank Cannon an azzhole?" 

Maybe you should start a poll?  Oh wait....
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: Gefn on March 18, 2018, 01:03:38 pm
Well. I'm not sure how we got off on to coffee, but I have to reveal the secret. A lot, not all, of those fancy pants coffees are actually trash coffee beans which have been flavored. The producers figured out that if someone is going to drink Almond Toffee Crunch Coffee, or Apricot Cream Coffee, then the coffee beans don't matter.

So they take all the reject bulk coffee, flavor it up to mask any problems, and sell it for $10 a pound. Pretty cool gig. As long as people keep falling for it, they will keep producing it for them.

My favorite coffee is Maxwell House Extra Bold. I could buy the crazy African coffee for $25 bucks a pound, but why? I like what I like. MH is great. Don't need anything else. My palate is not refined enough to be able to enjoy it properly.

Hi @240B I just learned a lot from you and I'm grateful. As much as I learn each month in Consumer Reports. So thank you!!! :)
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: Lando Lincoln on March 18, 2018, 01:19:55 pm
This thread needs some church.   :smokin:
Title: Re: How serious is your afliction of TDS?
Post by: WingNot on March 18, 2018, 01:23:45 pm
This thread needs some church.   :smokin:

Just turn the other cheek Lando.