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Posted on March 10, 2018
Christopher Lindsay
From: tuckermanroger@gmail.com
To: info@mydoorsign.com
Subject: Refund Request for “Gun-Free Zone†Signs
Attention: Customer Service
I ordered three signs from you, and I am very unhappy with your product. The signs say, “Notice: Gun Free Zone.†They are aluminum, size 10 x 14 inches. I put one on my front lawn, one in my bedroom window, and another on the back door of my house. These signs did not work as your website said they would!
The first week I had no problems. But on Friday March 3, I woke up at midnight and could hear breaking glass! I went downstairs and there were two masked men with guns in my living room. I was so scared I literally crapped my pants. I couldn’t call 911 because my cell phone was in the living room, so I went back upstairs and cleaned myself in the bathroom. When the two masked men left, my television, computer, Blu-ray player, and cell phone were gone, and my kitchen window was smashed!
Excerpted. Read more at: https://christopherjohnlindsay.wordpress.com/2018/03/10/gun-free-zone-sign/
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Please welcome Christopher Lindsay. He's a very good writer who cracks me up.. His blog is linked above, and he has many good articles to read....
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Thanks for posting this! I'm the author and I am open to any feedback. Christopher Lindsay
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LOL! Thanks!
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That's hilarious.
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From one of your other articles:
A 2015 survey of 100,000 Europeans found that 40 per cent of women and 62 per cent of men don’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
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Welcome to TBR...your articles will get some play here as they are automatically fed to out twitter account and I will post it on FB too!
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From one of your other articles:
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:mauslaff:
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From one of your other articles:
A 2015 survey of 100,000 Europeans found that 40 per cent of women and 62 per cent of men don’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom.
I hope they were Pee'n
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I hope they were Pee'n
Gawd
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Gawd
It said they were yourapeens who were polled... Not poopin. :whistle:
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It said they were yourapeen who were polled... Not poopin. :whistle:
It's good you made the distinction...
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Great reading! More! More!
Pretty please?
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From one of your other articles:
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Noooo!
OMGGGGGGG
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It's good you made the distinction...
One distinks more than the other.
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Thanks for posting this! I'm the author and I am open to any feedback. Christopher Lindsay
Sorry. Forgot. Welcome Home!
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It’s a bad idea because it is a sin to bear false witness. :laugh:
Welcome, @Cryjustice
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I've written 12 "Roger Tuckerman" emails. You can read the rest at this link:
https://christopherjohnlindsay.wordpress.com/category/funny-emails/
13 and 14 will be posted in the weeks ahead.
Christopher Lindsay